House of Hybrids featuring the Zenesis PV

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bumpi

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These are not even going to sound like believable stories, but I promise they are. These are literally from this last week.

I had to let the same employee go yesterday.

She (this is key) was touching customers in inappropriate ways while helping them. Think self pleasure but on someone else. I had to ask her kindly to stop doing that. Especially while the customers GF was sitting and watching.

Same employee was not feeling well on wednesday of last week and told my other employees it was because she had a contraceptive device (one that men use. you can piece this together for yourself) stuck inside of her. She was planning on taking care of the issue on friday. Please note the timeline. Happened on monday, she was planning on taking care of it on friday!!! We send her to emergency care to take care of it that day.

This is my life. I hope this makes you feel a little better. I am SURE you do not have these issues. :)

You can send me her phone number in a pm...sounds like someone I'd love to hire
 

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Drunk lady approx 60yrs old at the hotel came down to complain last night, new front desk trainee asked me to come out and talk to her...after asking what's wrong the drunk lady (prob on some other drugs as well) said that she wanted a discount because her room was shrinking and spinning.....she claimed she came to hotel to relax, not to deal with a shrinking room, and wanted a refund...yelling in the lobby!! It was ten minutes of trying very hard not to laugh, I finally had security take her to her room and every person in the lobby and bar (they had come out to watch) started laughing uncontrolably.....
 

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I just put in a request for a Zenesis Standard using the order form at zenesisdevice.com. Don't know what the wait is at the mo, or when Zen will get back to me... but at least I have made the first step toward owning a piece of PV engineering genius....! Now I wait..

Ummm... ok... Let's see here... It says on the front page of the site (in BOLD):

"PLEASE NOTE: ALL PRE-ORDER LISTS ARE CLOSED

Please do not send a request to be put on the list for any of our products at this time or request notifications. Due to the incredible response we are working on increasing production to meet the demand. If you are ON a list, or have requested to be on a list there is NO NEED to confirm your status. We are currently receiving a huge volume of people asking for confirmation and we don't have the manpower to answer these requests. Everybody that sent a request is ON THE LIST.

We expect to have these products IN STOCK for Immediate Delivery by Late April to Early May. "


So I'm curious as to why you sent a request?

Here's how to get a Zenesis PV....

Go into the shopping cart and put the device on Product Notifications, you'll get an email when they are placed on the site for sale.

zen~, I just finished catching up on the thread and just have to say I am sooooo sorry this has happened to such a nice man. It's all so unfair. I wish there was something I could do to make it all go away. :(

LOL... send Lawyers, Guns and Money!
 

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LOL... send Lawyers, Guns and Money!

I'm on it! :D

Seriously, you need to report the ecommerce company to your NY state agency that is in charge of Money Transfers. Your state agency is: New York State Department of Financial Services Consumer Hotline
1 877-BANKNYS

Report them to the BBB. Be sure to write a BBB report on the BBB site. I received an IMMEDIATE response from Paypal to the BBB report.

Get your attorney to harass the hell out of them until they give you your freakin' money back! That's what I did to Paypal when they wouldn't release MY money, plus I joined a class action lawsuit against them...had my funds released within a week.

You have to play by their thuggish rules. Don't be nice. They're a$$holes. You have to be one too. ;)

If you have already done all this...just ignore this post. :D
 

pumasforpets

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The People's Republic of Pumastan will pledge its support to Zen~'s cause!

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I'm on it! :D

Seriously, you need to report the ecommerce company to your NY state agency that is in charge of Money Transfers. Your state agency is: New York State Department of Financial Services Consumer Hotline
1 877-BANKNYS

Report them to the BBB. Be sure to write a BBB report on the BBB site. I received an IMMEDIATE response from Paypal to the BBB report.

Get your attorney to harass the hell out of them until they give you your freakin' money back! That's what I did to Paypal when they wouldn't release MY money, plus I joined a class action lawsuit against them...had my funds released within a week.

You have to play by their thuggish rules. Don't be nice. They're a$$holes. You have to be one too. ;)

If you have already done all this...just ignore this post. :D

Dang Sparky, you're a little fiesty one! I like that. :)
 

Scottinboca

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Sounds like great costumer service skills! Where can I find her? LMAO
These are not even going to sound like believable stories, but I promise they are. These are literally from this last week.

I had to let the same employee go yesterday.

She (this is key) was touching customers in inappropriate ways while helping them. Think self pleasure but on someone else. I had to ask her kindly to stop doing that. Especially while the customers GF was sitting and watching.

Same employee was not feeling well on wednesday of last week and told my other employees it was because she had a contraceptive device (one that men use. you can piece this together for yourself) stuck inside of her. She was planning on taking care of the issue on friday. Please note the timeline. Happened on monday, she was planning on taking care of it on friday!!! We send her to emergency care to take care of it that day.

This is my life. I hope this makes you feel a little better. I am SURE you do not have these issues. :)
 

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major major catasrophe here!!! i am no longer an owner of a zenesis!!!! it now belongs to the cumberland river. i was trout fishing in my kayak and my drag anchor got caught and somehow flipped me. lost my hat, glasses, apv, and my fishing pole. woulda lost my life if not for my trusty inflatable life vest. im sad, and only cause i lost the zenesis. we still may get it back. i know where it fell and its shallow and clear my dad may go dive it right there and get my apv and the anchor back. i want a zenesis again!!! hurry up on them z-atties im fiending already for my zenesis!!!!!! back to carto hell!!!!!!!
 
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