I am as much in love with this as I have been with anything I’ve loved since. I love my favorite alkaloid. I love how stress can be erased in seconds of puffs. So sucking in a pure vapor isn’t some path to displacement, it’s the logical progression. It’s a substantially better delivery system. And it’s NOW.
I had quit smoking for nine months using swedish snus. And it’s fantastic. And the nicotine delivery mechanism is decent, and constant. But that’s not what nicotine ever was about for me. Snus has no NOW. It just has a lower quality always. It’s a methadone.
Vapor is *the way* now. It’s the amazing now-ness of it that makes it sexy. *I* decide how jazzed I want/need to be in a given moment. Even better, I decide if I want that now-ness tinged with fruits flavors, caramel, liquid smoke, combinations of them, or wannabe tobacco. This isn’t just a thorough replacement, it’s BETTER. And I NO LONGER HAVE TO FEEL LIKE LESS OF A HUMAN BEING because I enjoy it. That’s the important part. Haters can not only be ignored, they can be marginalized.
Welcome to my era. I can enjoy my addiction how I want, when I want. You can keep your quitter’s manifesto. Good for you. Heck, I’ll support you. But I’m not only not quitting, I’m enjoying my addiction in ways I never imagined possible. The total lag-dragged, performance dulled, teeth soiled, stiffness hampered reality of tobacco is gone for me. Forever.
SO someday when I’m old and gray, and there are butane powered vaporizors built into eight of my fake teeth (no blue LED’s) and my spleen has been genetically altered to produce riskee juice to fuel them, I’ll die with a smile on my face before my body is processed into McFood.
Who’s quitting? It actually feels like I just started.
PS: Fixed stupid typo. And I feel strongly enough about this to make it a main topic on my somewhat popular blog. Not going to link it. You'll find it quick if you care enough.
youtube.com/watch?v=PaLQEbdTs7I
I had quit smoking for nine months using swedish snus. And it’s fantastic. And the nicotine delivery mechanism is decent, and constant. But that’s not what nicotine ever was about for me. Snus has no NOW. It just has a lower quality always. It’s a methadone.
Vapor is *the way* now. It’s the amazing now-ness of it that makes it sexy. *I* decide how jazzed I want/need to be in a given moment. Even better, I decide if I want that now-ness tinged with fruits flavors, caramel, liquid smoke, combinations of them, or wannabe tobacco. This isn’t just a thorough replacement, it’s BETTER. And I NO LONGER HAVE TO FEEL LIKE LESS OF A HUMAN BEING because I enjoy it. That’s the important part. Haters can not only be ignored, they can be marginalized.
Welcome to my era. I can enjoy my addiction how I want, when I want. You can keep your quitter’s manifesto. Good for you. Heck, I’ll support you. But I’m not only not quitting, I’m enjoying my addiction in ways I never imagined possible. The total lag-dragged, performance dulled, teeth soiled, stiffness hampered reality of tobacco is gone for me. Forever.
SO someday when I’m old and gray, and there are butane powered vaporizors built into eight of my fake teeth (no blue LED’s) and my spleen has been genetically altered to produce riskee juice to fuel them, I’ll die with a smile on my face before my body is processed into McFood.
Who’s quitting? It actually feels like I just started.
PS: Fixed stupid typo. And I feel strongly enough about this to make it a main topic on my somewhat popular blog. Not going to link it. You'll find it quick if you care enough.
youtube.com/watch?v=PaLQEbdTs7I
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