I hate the word "stinky's"..

[HauntedMyst]

sounds like someone's bitter they got their arm bit off by a prehistoric rhododendron and are venting.......jus' sayin.....

I wish! If that happened, then I could go to the amputees meeting and say "I got my arm bitten off by a dinosaur, how did you lose yours?" When they say "Car accident" I'd be smug and think "Candy@ss. Thats amatuer. Talk to me when you have a man's injury."

 

[wheezal]

I wish! If that happened, then I could go to the amputees meeting and say "I got my arm bitten off by a dinosaur, how did you lose yours?" When they say "Car accident" I'd be smug and think "Candy@ss. Thats amatuer. Talk to me when you have a man's injury."

yeah, except there's always one guy at them meetings that knows what a rhododendron is.....shame ensues....

 

[HauntedMyst]

No matter what, I'll never be as cool as this guy. He is the ultimate lemonade maker and my new hero!

 

[DC2]

I hate mayonnaise.

I am at a loss for words.

Mayonnaise makes EVERYTHING better!!

 

[DC2]

this.

examples: "a pack of smokes", "I'm going for a smoke", "let's go smoke", "I was just outside smoking"

I think it's childish to avoid calling them smokes or cigarettes for whatever the reason is.

Just to be clear, I always call them smokes or cigarettes.
And yet I am pretty sure my wife is convinced, with good reason, that I am childish.

 

[HauntedMyst]

I am at a loss for words.

Mayonnaise makes EVERYTHING better!!

You are thinking of BACON. Bacon makes everything better. Mayonnaise ruins a good pizza or hot fudge sundae.

 

[DC2]

You are thinking of BACON. Bacon makes everything better. Mayonnaise ruins a good pizza or hot fudge sundae.

As usual I will have to defer to your superior sense of reality.
And I stand corrected.

 

[wheezal]

I am at a loss for words.

Mayonnaise makes EVERYTHING better!!

mayonnaise is one of the most evilest substances evar concocted by man. no doubt some horrible faustian deal with the devil that backfired is what ultimately led to the creation of mayo.

it's not a condiment, it's a punishment.

 

[The Cloud Minder]

I am at a loss for words.

Mayonnaise makes EVERYTHING better!!

I know, right?

I often put mayonaise on mayonaise to make it taste even better.

 

[The Cloud Minder]

You are thinking of BACON. Bacon makes everything better. Mayonnaise ruins a good pizza or hot fudge sundae.

I disagree.

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Bacon. Bacon is my favorite food, but I look at Bacon as its own food group, not a condiment, even though it can be used as such.

I also put bacon on bacon, hmmm, ...

All hail bacon!

 

[The Cloud Minder]

mayonnaise is one of the most evilest substances evar concocted by man. no doubt some horrible faustian deal with the devil that backfired is what ultimately led to the creation of mayo.

it's not a condiment, it's a punishment.

No, that's Guacamole. Guacamole is a punishment straight from Satan's nether regions.

 

[Iffy]

...mayonnaise is one of the most evilest substances evar concocted by man.

Apparently, ya started vaping after da demise of Satan's spawn... cartridges! Now dat was man's most devious retro-innovation...

<yellow musturd (intentional sic) is in Beelzebub's top five>

 

[DC2]

mayonnaise is one of the most evilest substances evar concocted by man. no doubt some horrible faustian deal with the devil that backfired is what ultimately led to the creation of mayo.

it's not a condiment, it's a punishment.

My wife would agree with you, because she's a ketchup lover.
I'll bet you're a ketchup lover too.

No, that's Guacamole. Guacamole is a punishment straight from Satan's nether regions.

You should have seen my jaw drop when I read that.
I still sit here, mouth agape.

Keep in mind that I do live in Southern California.
But I find it hard to imagine life without guacamole, since that would mean life without chips or rolled tacos.

Since you live in Pittsburgh, I'm just going to assume you have never had freshly made guacamole with real avocados.
Thinking that will at least help me sleep at night.

<yellow musturd (intentional sic) is in Beelzebub's top five>

Okay, that's it. It is clear that I am having some kind of nightmare right now.
You've just entirely eliminated hot dogs, hamburgers, pastrami sandwiches, and corned beef with cabbage from the face of the earth.


If you all are looking for a condiment to hate, that would be ketchup.
Nothing in the world is good with ketchup that wouldn't be better with a different condiment.

And yes, that includes french fries...
FRIET & MAYO (DUTCH FRENCH FRIES)

 

[Mountain_Rain96]

Sorry about the double post. User glitch....

 

[Mountain_Rain96]

I feel like your heart really isn't in this, op. A two sentence rant? C'mon, you can do better than that. Gimee some feeling! Gimee some energy! How much do you hate it? Why do you hate it? Throw in a good cloud chaser dig. C'mon, this is a whole new thread! Where's the action?

^^Priceless.

 

[AquaLung22]

I like ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise (Hellman's), and even some guac.. But they all have their place!

 

[VapinWolf]

You are thinking of BACON. Bacon makes everything better. Mayonnaise ruins a good pizza or hot fudge sundae.

I actually started eating mayonnaise on pizza in high school. A little mayo and mustard and that cardboard pizza came to life. Everyone went 'ewww' couple weeks later and a dozen or so were doing it.

 

[klynnn]

I prefer Miracle Whip.

 

[Iffy]

You've just entirely eliminated hot dogs, hamburgers, pastrami sandwiches, and corned beef with cabbage from the face of the earth.

Noper, not at all! Dat's what spicy brown mustard is made fer!

If you all are looking for a condiment to hate, that would be ketchup.
Nothing in the world is good with ketchup that wouldn't be better with a different condiment.

And yes, that includes french fries...
FRIET & MAYO (DUTCH FRENCH FRIES)

Yepper, ketchup is just a sissy musturd (sic) made wid kittens' blood...

 

[The Cloud Minder]

I prefer Miracle Whip.

Matthew 16:23