I Miss My Cigarette Salesman

[Seabrook]

I might be stalking you only if you tell me you also lived in Oregon for a while.

 

[DC2]

I might be stalking you only if you tell me you also lived in Oregon for a while.

What if I said I am thinking about retiring to Oregon?

 

[Seabrook]

Nah, that doesn't count. Lucky me, too, cuz I wouldn't want that sweet, beautiful wife of yours getting a big club after me, LOL.

I'm retiring to Ashland, Oregon, but it is still a way off in the future -- half my family is still up there in So. OR.

BTW, expect a $200-300 a month heating bill (sept-march) unless you go out and chop your own wood (or have a couple of cords delivered). But, there's no sales tax up there, and people are friendly and social -- just like it was in the olden days, LOL.

 

[DC2]

Nah, that doesn't count. Lucky me, too, cuz I wouldn't want that sweet, beautiful wife of yours getting a big club after me, LOL.

I'm starting to get the feeling you know me.
Like, perhaps, from another forum that is local to San Diegans?


But then again, if you knew me you would almost certainly know that the meat cleaver is the preferred method my sweet, beautiful wife generally uses to resolve issues such as these.