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[Anise]

ants running from an anteater. Between Elvis and the Terminator we didn't have to do anything. The princess turned to me "I hope you don't think I'm old fashioned but we can't be intimate until we're married. Then the spell will be broken and we can enjoy the rest of this beautiful summer"
I wondered how we could all get married in Tennessee and tried to figure the closest state the three of us (four if Elvis wants in too) could get married.
"That's fine with me as long as it's legal. Where can we go?"........

 

[stols001]

Elvis said, "You know I'm a minister right? I didn't even get mine from an online course. I had so much free time, I actually attended a few ministry programs, and I got to tell you, I was partial most of all to the Baptist one, although I am also licensed, to polygamy, if you know what I'm sayin' because well, with the chicks after me it was about all I could DO to keep us all happy."

He whipped a Bible out of his sweatpants and next thing you knew---

 

[Anise]

I was getting married! Not just to the princess but the Terminator too! I had to wonder if this was a mushroom fantasy or a dream. And then there was the subject of her family that I still hadn't figured out.
But I put it all aside on this beautiful summer day and said I do twice at the right times. Finally......

 

[stols001]

was married! Elvis said you may now kiss the bride.

 

[Anise]

At which point the Terminator stepped forward and gave me a long passionate kiss. I stepped back and said nicely "Um thanks but I think I want to kiss the princess now" I took her gently in my arms and.....

 

[jdy]

she disappeared POOF I was left with the Terminator and he said "You are my bride" I'll protect you forever and I promise never to disappear again, then Elvis followed up with let's get to the reception and celebrate!

 

[Anise]

I turned to the Terminator and whispered "You do know I'm a man and the only woman in this marriage just disappeared" When he nodded affirmatively I said "Then let's get one thing straight. I'm no one's bride. We can both be grooms and maybe the princess will return. Stranger things have happened this summer."
That detail taken care of we went to the reception with me wondering who would lead when we danced.......

 

[jdy]

I looked up at the Terminator and he looked so forlorn. I thought why did I ever think that marriage would solve any problem. After all don't most people in marriages only speak badly about their spouses to no end.

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Then they just fight while living together but really living separate lives, and what did I really know about this princess. As we walked I thought well I knew her name but really that was all.

She could totally be something different after all wasn't she a dog when we met. She may be something like Killmonger, boy now that's a thought the Terminator married to the Killmonger!

I looked around and Elvis had disappeared and the Terminator was gone too, he had disappeared again so much for marital promises! I was again alone. The beautiful summer day had changed to a blustery cloudy day, the effects of the mushroom drugs were now gone. With the wind whirling around faster and faster cycling around me like the formation of a tornado I was taken to ....

 

[stols001]

The Mormon castle in DC that looks so much like the Emerald Island there is a running battle between grafittiers who write, "Free Dorothy" on an overpass, then it gets scrubbed off by the city because it's too cool and funny to be left alone (MUCH like the other day, I was driving past the church that has written, "Freedom is submission to God" in nice lettering, and some grafittier completed the sentence, "ZILLA."

I almost reworked it last time I was there, but that is just copying a master's work I mean come ON. Anyway, I stared at the Mormon God figure statue on top I forgot his name, but I could clearly make out his Glasses.

Omnipotent Mormon dude needs glasses, is this a "comfort to the non omniscient?" thing I thought, or more of a fraudulent thing? I mean, Jesus could multiply fish and wine, and this guy needs GLASSES.

I decided to enter for more information, "Maybe glasses guy can tell me where my spouses went," I thought.

They checked my junk on entry since some areas, you can't go if you have a vagina as you are unclean. Etc. I looked around and said to myself ,"Is this actual the Mormon's the 7th day Adventists, or some other group?" Because I was still sleepy and tired from the mushrooms. A staff member came up and said, "Sir, I overheard. You are in the Church of Latter Day Saints."

"Any relation to scientology?" I replied, he took a deep breath and said, "We don't say the S word here, because...……."

 

[jdy]

some things really are Sacred and with the thought of better places I said "Focus" and was taken to Vaporland it was a new country just of the coast of Ireland, and on that island everyone vaped there were no cigarettes allowed.

There was every kind of shop for vaping, you could find anything you needed plus some, just imagine NO more shipping. The DIY FlavorShack has a high rise, it looks like 10 stories, with a HUGE tasting room with places to sit and hang out. Best of all it's filled with ….

 

[tiggerrts]

and having been gone I wondered does the dog princess still have hair even though it was gone a month ago? And also wondered if this were truly my dream would we be going back to the same place again and again?

 

[jdy]

every kind of MOD, Tank, Drippers, Squonks, Flavors, Salts, Bases anything you can want was in this store. I sat there and thought this new world is SO AMAZING I wish I could share it with the Princess I wonder where she went off too. Maybe IF I call her again she will just appear as she did in the pasture in the other world. I started with Princess Lilydew, and called out several times, then tried Woof Woof several times ….

 

[Anise]

And that did it. The Terminator appeared with the once again furry princess in his arms. He set her down and she kind of ran/jumped to me. I held her close and then reached in my pants and offered her... My vape. "Missed you! Have a vape and we'll explore"......

 

[stols001]

That book every child whose parent owns it and shouldn't but every kid finds and shouldn't, "The Joy of Sex."

There are cookbooks, and there are cookbooks. Just like in the book the princess had authentic hair on her body, though, and after we were done reading, well we reached for a vape in satisfaction and---

 

[tiggerrts]

"Well goodness me." the princess held up her hand. "The joy of s.x?" (that might get you banned by ecf stupid rules, adults here only I am sure) I turned to her, and said. "if it is not pleasant than someone is doing it wrong."

"Would you like this fine Turkish tobacco to help you?" She replied. "Virginian tobacco has a good flavor." "Anything for you my dear, let me see." I stood and got an old tin can of prince albert and opened it, the smell of cut tobacco filled the room.

 

[Anise]

The entire room turned and glared "is that real tobacco? It's not allowed on vape Island. Either it goes or you go" so we......

 

[jdy]

asked the manager if they could steep the Prince Albert we wanted e-juice made please?
The glares stopped and we sighed in relief the manager said Of course we can, he took the can and began the process to convert the tobacco. We asked how long and he said it will be ready to go tomorrow around noon.

We now needed to explore Vapeland and as we walked away, Princess Lilydew turned to me and said may I ask you name, I was so concerned with everything happening we had never introduced our selves. I gave her a hug and said "Hi, Princess Lilydew, my name is Alex" she said pleased to meet you Alex!!

Amazing after all we have been through Alex and Lilydew DO Vapeland! We began our adventure by....

 

[stols001]

Swimming in tidepool fake VG ocean of plume.....

 

[jdy]

sliding the slides and riding waves they were the perfect temperature and the slides each had a different flavor....

 

[Anise]

With vapor floating all around us. It was like sliding in thick fog......