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[jdy]

peanut monkey sobbing tried talking between sobs said, but....but.... he is my brother we're all family here. Can't we just leave him be, he's fine on his own and he ever bothers anyone who doesn't want it. The princess agreed we just needed to stay out of the dungeon.

Up one floor was the gardens there we found every vegetable, flower, and plant growing that you could imagine. There were many gardeners working to produce beautiful results. So much food here there was something for all of the species of the castle.

One of he gardeners asked me, Everyone has a job here we all contribute, what are your specialty's, what kind of work do you do?....

 

[stols001]

"I make puppybabies." I replied.

Princess Lillydew gave me a long hard stare and said, "You provided genetic material, I did most of the actual MAKING thank you very much."

She led me away and said to the gardener, "He is our new chamber pot emptier." She started tugging me upstairs to the bedrooms, and for the first time I remembered, I didn't want to go there with her."

So I----

 

[jdy]

pulled free and said we need to skip the bedrooms after all they are private to each family member but we can see our room or move on to the Ball Room! Everyone likes a good party...

 

[Anise]

We moved on to the ballroom where an orchestra was playing "Those are my aunts and uncles" the princess said. I led her out onto the dance floor and began to waltz with my furry bride.

 

[stols001]

We danced to the soundtrack of "Teen Wolf" and all the three legged donkeys, cranky turtles, and etc. all agreed the dance was Just Lovely.

Next, it was time for the, "Cash bar? From my own relatives?" I did not say aloud, and I was offered Carrotvodka or green fleshy leaf vodka.

Knowing I couldn't go wrong with vodka, I paid $200 and drank five shots in quick succession, and---

 

[jdy]

the worst $200. I've ever spent and the most chunky vodka I thought I NEED Air I told the princess I was going outside for some air and would be back shortly, she went to check in on the pup-kids.

Once I was outside I felt much better but there was a weird haze everywhere, was it the effects of the vodka or actually there. I looked over the country side it was vast and so empty. From the bridge over the moat I could see forests on one side and the ocean on the other. It's a beautiful day and I need a walk and set out for ...

 

[stols001]

The nearest rehab facility because I still thought it might have been the vodka, even though it was at least PERSONALLY FDA approved, if not officially FDA approved. As I walked, my hands turned into balloons and I was lifted upward and I thought, "Not again!" but at least I knew what to do, I stayed low, floating over hills and valleys and on the lookout for---

 

[Anise]

people with darts and flocks of ducks. I made myself land near the shore because I didn't want to be too far from my spouses or the pup-kids. I sat on a rock vaping and wondering how that summer day after the fourth of July turned my life around.

 

[jdy]

thinking of home and wondering if there was anyone left alive there. The world is a dangerous place and at least we're safe here. Looking around I could still see the castle so I thought this should be safe, but then noticed a ship with a few men rowing ashore they looked really ruff. I quickly headed back to the castle to warn them and see what type of protection we had.....

 

[stols001]

Boiling oil I bet! I said to myself, racing against the slow raising of the drawbridge over the moat. I just grabbed it and tumbled inside.

"We need defense!" I yelled.

"It's okay," Gottleib answered calmly. "Swan squadrons at the ready."

SWANS! The meanest birds in existence, and gleefully I watched the swans swiftly and efficiently rip apart the lowly peasants.

I turned to my princess and said, "---------

 

[Anise]

Make sure the pup-kids are away from the windows " While the swans attacked from above the fanged bunnies were attacking from ground level." Are the kids safe? What am I saying, their Terminator dad is watching them"

 

[jdy]

WOW, check it out now we have a ship! We need to secure it we need to send the swans to make sure there is no one onboard. Gottleib directed them, I guess they had done this before he explained the Swan squads know what to do you know we have a harbor full of ships there is no shortage. The princess and I went to the harbor and couldn't believe what we found....

 

[Anise]

There was a fleet of ships of every size and description. I even saw a Viking Longboat in the harbor. "Think we can get our other spouse and the pup-kids and take out one of the smaller ships? Maybe that small sailboat on the right?"
The princess agreed and we went back to the castle to get the others. Hopefully no other family members would want to come along.

 

[stols001]

Of course, the elephant DID want to come along, and he jumped on the small ship, sinking it instantly. "I hope you drown!" I yelled after him.

As he bubbled up toward the surface, the princess whispered in my ear, "Oh you're never going to hear the end of that."

Then---

 

[jdy]

as he swam to the edge and climbed out he said guess we need a larger boat that one wasn't built very well. Guess you didn't know I was such a good swimmer, I love swimming.

We tried another one more of a ship this time not a boat, they had pier access for the ships and for him to board easily once he positioned himself to the center of the boat it seemed OK. The ship wasn't tipping to one side or the other.

The princess told him while we're out on the water you know you need to stay put. Don't go running to one side the ship or we will tip. We got everyone aboard including the family's experienced Captain and went out on the open water.

 

[stols001]

It was like Noah's misfit ark. The terminator and I fist bumped. However---

 

[Anise]

At some point the Terminator must have fallen asleep because suddenly there were puppy-kids tumbling all over. The princess and I ran around gathering them up when the elephant decided to help. "NO STOP!!" we all yelled and for once he did but so did the captain.....

 

[jdy]

as the ship was stopped the pup-kids were running all around. I was so afraid one would tumble over the edge into the ocean I could see the fear in the princesses face too. Gathering them we thought we had them all put into a makeshift playpen. Counting them 1,2,3,..9,10,11. That's not right try again, nope one is missing we began searching everywhere.....

 

[Anise]

when the elephant started to giggle. I turned on him when the princess put out a restraining hand. The last pup-kid was trying to nurse from the elephant's trunk!

 

[stols001]

"Bkeuygh" was that puppy's first word. The elephant stopped giggling and said, "Even your WHELPS don't respect me. It's time for you to get tossed overboard."