Last person to post in this thread Wins!!!
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Heh. I got banned for life in another forum, no reason given. Turns out everyone had been banned for 10 minutes during a server update, but it really makes you wonder which post put a mod over the edge .... 
I thought it might have been this one:
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty!
I thought it might have been this one:
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty!
Paislia. what part of NY are you from?
Sorry Ps - Told you I wasn't reading this thread anymore
I am in the Corning area now, but have lived all over Western and central NY.
A 54-year-old accountant left a letter for his wife one Friday evening that read:
Dear Wife,
I am 54 and not getting any younger. By the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18-year-old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
I too, am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. AND,
you, being an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.
Dear Wife,
I am 54 and not getting any younger. By the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18-year-old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
I too, am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. AND,
you, being an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.
Could be worse. I dropped Rick Astley's "Together Forever" in a game thread.
Wow. 35 mice just laying around. Someone is either very wealthy (to have 35 Mac-branded computers) or Apple QC on mice is crap 
A group of soldiers are going into war and as the general is handing out guns, he runs out on the last person. "Well, I have an idea, son," the general jokingly says, "When the enemy gets near, you just stick your hand out like a gun and yell 'Bangety Bang!'"
"Sir, are you kidding me, sir?", the young recruit asks.
"You have your orders!"
"Yes, sir!". When they all get themselves dug in on the battlefield, the soldier reaches out of his foxhole, points his hand out of his like a gun and yells "Bangety Bang!" at all enemies coming in range. To his surprise, it works. He yells "Bangety Bang! Bangety Bang!" and enemy soldiers are dropping dead left and right.
However, some of the enemies are successfully dodging his fire and getting way too close for comfort, so during a break in the fighting, the young soldier goes back to his general for his advice. The general tells him, "When an enemy gets within reach, pretend you have a bayonet on the end of your finger and yell, 'Stabity Stab!'"
Back in his foxhole, the soldier is yelling "Bangety Bang" and again the enemies are falling left and right. When some successfully dodge his fire and get too close, he yells, "Stabity Stab! Stabity Stab!" and that finishes them off. It's a long battle and the soldier bravely keeps up the "Bangety Bang!" and "Stabity Stab!". It's "Bangety Bang! Bangety Bang!", "Stabity Stab! Stabity Stab!" all through the long night.
When one enemy appears in the early dawn, the soldier bravely yells, "Bangity Bang! Bangity Bang!". But this time, the enemy keeps charging. When the enemy gets closer, the soldier yells, "Stabity Stab! Stabity Stab!". And, surprisingly, this enemy is still charging. Again, "Stabity Stab!", but nothing is stopping this new enemy. As the doomed young soldier is being run down, he hears the enemy soldier yell, "Tankety Tank! Tankety Tank! Tankety Tank!"
"Sir, are you kidding me, sir?", the young recruit asks.
"You have your orders!"
"Yes, sir!". When they all get themselves dug in on the battlefield, the soldier reaches out of his foxhole, points his hand out of his like a gun and yells "Bangety Bang!" at all enemies coming in range. To his surprise, it works. He yells "Bangety Bang! Bangety Bang!" and enemy soldiers are dropping dead left and right.
However, some of the enemies are successfully dodging his fire and getting way too close for comfort, so during a break in the fighting, the young soldier goes back to his general for his advice. The general tells him, "When an enemy gets within reach, pretend you have a bayonet on the end of your finger and yell, 'Stabity Stab!'"
Back in his foxhole, the soldier is yelling "Bangety Bang" and again the enemies are falling left and right. When some successfully dodge his fire and get too close, he yells, "Stabity Stab! Stabity Stab!" and that finishes them off. It's a long battle and the soldier bravely keeps up the "Bangety Bang!" and "Stabity Stab!". It's "Bangety Bang! Bangety Bang!", "Stabity Stab! Stabity Stab!" all through the long night.
When one enemy appears in the early dawn, the soldier bravely yells, "Bangity Bang! Bangity Bang!". But this time, the enemy keeps charging. When the enemy gets closer, the soldier yells, "Stabity Stab! Stabity Stab!". And, surprisingly, this enemy is still charging. Again, "Stabity Stab!", but nothing is stopping this new enemy. As the doomed young soldier is being run down, he hears the enemy soldier yell, "Tankety Tank! Tankety Tank! Tankety Tank!"
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