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Started vaping a few months ago.....
Using Blu, then Protank/eGo....
Now I'm looking at mods....
Without spending big wads.....
We all know where THAT'S gonna go.....!!!
Happy (vaping) Trails!
Using Blu, then Protank/eGo....
Now I'm looking at mods....
Without spending big wads.....
We all know where THAT'S gonna go.....!!!
Happy (vaping) Trails!
This thread has made my day
There once was a man from Nantucket, he liked to suck it. An advanced personal vaporizer that is
Poetry writing is not one of my finer skills.
There once was a man from Nantucket, he liked to suck it. An advanced personal vaporizer that is
Poetry writing is not one of my finer skills.
We're vapers! And here is our hymn:
All ANTZ and their minions are dim.
They rant and they lie,
Tho as hard as they try,
They can't prove it's just a mad whim.
They're fanatics! they preach and they pout.
But however they whine and they shout,
We vapers will fight
To put truth in the light
And we'll win the Vape War, there's no doubt!
All ANTZ and their minions are dim.
They rant and they lie,
Tho as hard as they try,
They can't prove it's just a mad whim.
They're fanatics! they preach and they pout.
But however they whine and they shout,
We vapers will fight
To put truth in the light
And we'll win the Vape War, there's no doubt!
There once was a man from Nantucket
He kicked smoking with vaping and loved it.
He vapes all the day buys lots to play
this will prolong him form kicking the bucket
He kicked smoking with vaping and loved it.
He vapes all the day buys lots to play
this will prolong him form kicking the bucket
A smoker who wanted to quit
Switched to vaping. It made quite a hit.
He bought a Provari.
No smoke and no tar. He
doesn't miss cigs. Not a bit!
Switched to vaping. It made quite a hit.
He bought a Provari.
No smoke and no tar. He
doesn't miss cigs. Not a bit!
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who hated to smoke and said Puck it
So he got his new toy
With his wife he was coy
And said he got it from a Chinese junket
Who hated to smoke and said Puck it
So he got his new toy
With his wife he was coy
And said he got it from a Chinese junket
Saturday is supposed to be a day of rest.
But, I think mother said it best,
"You can rest when you're dead!"
So, get out of your bed
And, put your damn brain to the test.
But, I think mother said it best,
"You can rest when you're dead!"
So, get out of your bed
And, put your damn brain to the test.
First the ecigs named Blu
They'll try to ban all, that's true.
Glantz has his "studies"
and all of his buddies
It's time we ALL said, "F---" errr...ummm...well...let's see...hmmm...
How about, instead of that, we systematically contact legislators and present studies which debunk the lies that he and his cohorts have been spewing for decades. We are VAPERS, and we are NOT going down without a fight!*
*this closing line to the limerick has been modified from its original form. It has been edited for content and edited to allow for it to be read in the allotted timeframe.
They'll try to ban all, that's true.
Glantz has his "studies"
and all of his buddies
It's time we ALL said, "F---" errr...ummm...well...let's see...hmmm...
How about, instead of that, we systematically contact legislators and present studies which debunk the lies that he and his cohorts have been spewing for decades. We are VAPERS, and we are NOT going down without a fight!*
*this closing line to the limerick has been modified from its original form. It has been edited for content and edited to allow for it to be read in the allotted timeframe.
A girl named Robin said Wheeee! 
I've been a year now smoke free!
I wouldn't have made the year
Without all of you here
For that, I soooo say 'Thank THEE!!!!'
I've been a year now smoke free!
I wouldn't have made the year
Without all of you here
For that, I soooo say 'Thank THEE!!!!'
A girl named Robin said Wheeee!
I've been a year now smoke free!
I wouldn't have made the year
Without all of you here
For that, I soooo say 'Thank THEE!!!!'
Congrats are sure to be coming
No more cigarettes you'll be bumming
The efforts you made
For WORLD Vaping Day
shall send the Government running!
For Robin:
A whole year smoke free. Way to go!
That's one year without smoke, as we know.
Our dear Robin's the gal
We all want as our pal
She endows ECF with her glow!
A whole year smoke free. Way to go!
That's one year without smoke, as we know.
Our dear Robin's the gal
We all want as our pal
She endows ECF with her glow!
Congratulations accepted
They were not expected
You all are great
With no debate
Many thanks projected
They were not expected
You all are great
With no debate
Many thanks projected
A girl named Robin said Wheeee!
I've been a year now smoke free!
I wouldn't have made the year
Without all of you here
For that, I soooo say 'Thank THEE!!!!'
The girl named robin achieved.
A year smoke free, and relieved,
What fine reward shall she obtain?
rewarding this successful campaign,
Lion's services offered, not hard to believe.
Breakfast for kids now is served,
But around a tragedy, I swerved...
Tears were about to be shed,
Protank hit not the floor, but Duke's head
Milk Bones for the bully are deserved
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