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Dusty_D

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For Robin and Lion, aka Rion:

Am I seeing a new love in bloom?
Well, it does sort of brighten the gloom.
But there's just no denying
The mods will be spying
So you guys better go get a room!

The new love you're seeing is an illusion,
Made real by the Lion's delusion
The Lion's philandering way
Will never Rockin' Robin sway
Adding to the Lion's confusion..

Bro hug for the Lion! Sorry bud.. :)


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to the tune of "so far away" by carol king

one more song about vaping along the highway
much admit the liquid blows my mind
sure hope the FDA don't come to own me
there's so many flavors I've yet to try

vape mail so far away
doesn't the usps deliver anymore
it would be so fine to see vape mail at my door
but vape mail so far away
 

AgentAnia

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Why Bother To Try and Hide .. ??
If The "Others" Don't Like Us
Then Don't Make a Big Fuss
Invite Them To Come to Our Side

OTOH:

Most ANTZ are a really sad lot.
They know what is good for us. NOT!
"We'll save you!" they preach,
But they just want to leach
All the pleasures from life. :mad: May they rot! :mad:

Politicians, who pass a new tax
On ecigs, should all get the ax.
And the FDA? Well,
:evil: They can all go to hell. :evil:

:vapor: Now, I need a quick vape to relax. :vapor:
 

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OTOH:

Most ANTZ are a really sad lot.
They know what is good for us. NOT!
"We'll save you!" they preach,
But they just want to leach
All the pleasures from life. :mad: May they rot! :mad:

Politicians, who pass a new tax
On ecigs, should all get the ax.
And the FDA? Well,
:evil: They can all go to hell. :evil:

:vapor: Now, I need a quick vape to relax. :vapor:

Very nice, Agent .. you can certainly "turn a word" .. :thumbs:
 

AgentAnia

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Very nice, Agent .. you can certainly "turn a word" .. :thumbs:

Thank you, Uncle W!

As a poet I feel some constraint,
Cause a Shakespeare I know that I ain't.
Some words don't come easy,
And some rhymes are sleazy,
And mods won't like pictures I paint...
But still I continue to try,
Tho chain vaping's making me high.
I'd best step down the nic,
So I don't end up sick
And the rhyming brain circuits don't fry.
Now I know you may think I'm quite mad,
But this is the most fun I've had.
I write limericks for fun,
Then I vape when I'm done.
As a vaper, I'm so good I'm bad!

OMG, SOMEBODY STOP ME!! :lol: :shock: :lol:
 

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Thank you, Uncle W!

As a poet I feel some constraint,
Cause a Shakespeare I know that I ain't.
Some words don't come easy,
And some rhymes are sleazy,
And mods won't like pictures I paint...
But still I continue to try,
Tho chain vaping's making me high.
I'd best step down the nic,
So I don't end up sick
And the rhyming brain circuits don't fry.
Now I know you may think I'm quite mad,
But this is the most fun I've had.
I write limericks for fun,
Then I vape when I'm done.
As a vaper, I'm so good I'm bad!

OMG, SOMEBODY STOP ME!! :lol: :shock: :lol:

ROFLMAO! YOu are AWesome! :lol:
 

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Thank you, Uncle W!

As a poet I feel some constraint,
Cause a Shakespeare I know that I ain't.
Some words don't come easy,
And some rhymes are sleazy,
And mods won't like pictures I paint...
But still I continue to try,
Tho chain vaping's making me high.
I'd best step down the nic,
So I don't end up sick
And the rhyming brain circuits don't fry.
Now I know you may think I'm quite mad,
But this is the most fun I've had.
I write limericks for fun,
Then I vape when I'm done.
As a vaper, I'm so good I'm bad!

OMG, SOMEBODY STOP ME!! :lol: :shock: :lol:

How can one "like" this one twice?
In fact, I may like it thrice!
To assemble such a work of art,
Makes me jealous, yes, just a part.
You sir are cool, cool as ice!
 

Uncle Willie

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Thank you, Uncle W!

As a poet I feel some constraint,
Cause a Shakespeare I know that I ain't.
Some words don't come easy,
And some rhymes are sleazy,
And mods won't like pictures I paint...
But still I continue to try,
Tho chain vaping's making me high.
I'd best step down the nic,
So I don't end up sick
And the rhyming brain circuits don't fry.
Now I know you may think I'm quite mad,
But this is the most fun I've had.
I write limericks for fun,
Then I vape when I'm done.
As a vaper, I'm so good I'm bad!

OMG, SOMEBODY STOP ME!! :lol: :shock: :lol:

Why stop you .. ?? You're on a roll and doing a great job .. :)
 

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It's simple enough for this lion to see,
That sweet Robin's honor and nobility,
Makes her an unreachable goal,
and so hunting efforts shall roll,
To some suitable prey that's more willing and free.

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There is something I must address
About the Lion I confess
We just flirt on the forum
And show a bit of decorum
But my husband I won't ever distress

When I View Missus Robins Avatar
I Know She Could Really Go Far
She Looks Like Sarah Palin
Unless My Eyesight is Failin'
Is She Really a Government Czar .. ??
 

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There is something I must address
About the Lion I confess
We just flirt on the forum
And show a bit of decorum
But my husband I won't ever distress

Flirting on the forums is just part of the game,
I must confess that I do the same.
My wife in distress
Would just add to my stress
And positively drive me insane..


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