Limericks .. Post A PV / Liquid / Rant Limerick

[Uncle Willie]

It's simple enough for this lion to see,
That sweet Robin's honor and nobility,
Makes her an unreachable goal,
and so hunting efforts shall roll,
To some suitable prey that's more willing and free.

Uncle Willie Says Good Luck With That
You Might Want to Consider a Cat
Cause the Girl In The Picture
Has Too Nice a Figure
For a Lion To Step Up and Bat

 

[JayTater]

uncle willie says good luck with that
you might want to consider a cat
cause the girl in the picture
has too nice a figure
for a lion to step up and bat

hahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!

 

[AgentAnia]

How can one "like" this one twice?
In fact, I may like it thrice!
To assemble such a work of art,
Makes me jealous, yes, just a part.
You sir are cool, cool as ice!

A vaper, JayTater's quite nice,
And I've given him likes twice or thrice.
But he calls me a sir,
When I'm really a her!
(And vaping's my singular vice )

 

[Uncle Willie]

A vaper, JayTater's quite nice,
And I've given him likes twice or thrice.
But he calls me a sir,
When I'm really a her!
(And vaping's my singular vice )

There was a Rock Singer Named Steve
Who Wore His Feelings on His Sleeve
Dude Looks Like a Lady
Somehow Sounded so Shady
A New Tune Now He Must Weave

 

[Dusty_D]

Uncle Willie Says Good Luck With That
You Might Want to Consider a Cat
Cause the Girl In The Picture
Has Too Nice a Figure
For a Lion To Step Up and Bat

Do not discount the Lion's ability,
or his inherent flexibility.
He is a cat afterall.
and even though the babe is a doll,
I can see her falling quite easily for our dear Lion's personality.

 

[JayTater]

A vaper, JayTater's quite nice,
And I've given him likes twice or thrice.
But he calls me a sir,
When I'm really a her!
(And vaping's my singular vice )

Apologies are due to you Madame,
But pictures of you, I ain't ever had em.
I knew not of your gender,
Of ignorance I'm an offender,
I'm sorry to mistake you for Adam.

 

[Uncle Willie]

Bringing it back to PV related ..

When All Other Devices Are Failing
And My Liquid Supply is a Mailing
Would You Stoop To a BLU .. ??
Or Just Vape Your Shoe .. ??
Since a Nic Fit Just Might Have You Wailing ..

 

[Uncle Willie]

There once was a vaper in Toronto
Who tried to vape some fresh guano
He gagged at the taste
And thought what a waste
Tomorrow we'll try some Romano.

I've just got to bump this one ..

 

[JayTater]

I've just got to bump this one ..

Feet-a-cini!

 

[JayTater]

I once tried vaping Tigers Blood.
Totally Wicked flavored it like cow's cud.
After a month of a steep,
It tasted like feet,
That had mired in hundred year swamp mud.

 

[Robino1]

There once was an Uncle named Willie
Who like things exceedingly silly
When it comes to the Mods
Who are the ECF Gods
Must he brown nose them willy-nilly


Sorry, couldn't resist!

 

[Uncle Willie]

Do not discount the Lion's ability,
or his inherent flexibility.
He is a cat afterall.
and even though the babe is a doll,
I can see her falling quite easily for our dear Lion's personality.

I Think Personality The Key Word
Otherwise, Your Point is Absurd
For a Lion to Roar
He'd Fall Flat on the Floor
At Least That's What She Said, I Heard

 

[DavidOH]

Thank you, Uncle W!

As a poet I feel some constraint,
Cause a Shakespeare I know that I ain't.
Some words don't come easy,
And some rhymes are sleazy,
And mods won't like pictures I paint...
But still I continue to try,
Tho chain vaping's making me high.
I'd best step down the nic,
So I don't end up sick
And the rhyming brain circuits don't fry.
Now I know you may think I'm quite mad,
But this is the most fun I've had.
I write limericks for fun,
Then I vape when I'm done.
As a vaper, I'm so good I'm bad!

OMG, SOMEBODY STOP ME!!

 

[Uncle Willie]

There once was an Uncle named Willie
Who like things exceedingly silly
When it comes to the Mods
Who are the ECF Gods
Must he brown nose them willy-nilly

The Tone of My Nose Is In Question
How Dare You Make that Suggestion .. ??
That Limerick Was So Funny
Don't Diss Me, Honey
His Mod Status Was Not Part of The Lesson

...

 

[StacyInOkla]

June 20, 2013 was the date
I got the gear to take my first vape
Now I have many bottles of Mt. Baker Vapor
That go with me on every caper
I owe it all to my backsliding mate


btw, BEST THREAD EVER!!!!! Thanks Uncle Willie for starting it!

 

[JayTater]

Some folks here have an asterisk.
Of mods, we have all asked what is this!
Have they done something wrong?
Are they expecting the gong?
Perhaps its people who Cher may have kissed?

 

[Uncle Willie]

The Patch and The Gum I Have Tried
After Using I Sat Down and Cried
The PV Came Along
And I Broke Into Song
For At Last My Cravings Could Subside

 

[Uncle Willie]

If a Limerick Is Your Cup of Tea
And You've Wished You Could Live in a Tree
Invite Your Compadre
To Join This Fine Cadre
And Entertain Us Indefinitely

 

[Dusty_D]

Some folks here have an asterisk.
Of mods, we have all asked what is this!
Have they done something wrong?
Are they expecting the gong?
Perhaps its people who Cher may have kissed?

Let's not bring that back up again,
there's only heartache and heartburn to gain.
Just leave it lie
I proclaim with a sigh.
Since it causes so many here some strain.

 

[mattiem]

While all these limericks abound
I am lovin' all of the sound
We gotta keep vape related
Lest we get the mods irritated
And end up o'er in the lounge