Limericks .. Post A PV / Liquid / Rant Limerick

[Chakris]

There once was a man lionhearted
His advances had never been thwarted
Rockin Robin he'd sway,
Mr. Robin said nay!
Lionhearted will soon be departed.

 

[Chakris]

There was a young mod named Dusty
Who's vapes, well they smelled kinda musty
Come to save the day
Were new NETs from Clay
He's vaping them all up quite lustily

 

[Chakris]

Uncle Willie Says Good Luck With That
You Might Want to Consider a Cat
Cause the Girl In The Picture
Has Too Nice a Figure
For a Lion To Step Up and Bat

hahaha, touche'

 

[Uncle Willie]

This Tale of Eddard and Robin
Just Makes Me Break Down and Start Sobbin'
I Don't Understand
As I Show My "Hand"
What That and the PV Have in Common

 

[Uncle Willie]

Hickory Dickory Dock
This Liquid Tastes Just Like a Sock
They Said it Was Cherry
But The Real Taste is Scary
Good Grief What a Pitiful Crock

 

[RubyRoo]

I tried to vape around hipsters
All sucking their stinkies like tricksters
They laughed at my mods
All coughing like clods
I still think I came out the victor

 

[Butters78]

Hickory Dickory Dock
This Liquid Tastes Just Like a Sock
They Said it Was Cherry
But The Real Taste is Scary
Good Grief What a Pitiful Crock

I thought you were going to go Andrew Dice Clay on us Lolz.

 

[Uncle Willie]

I thought you were going to go Andrew Dice Clay on us Lolz.

Gotta keep it clean ..

 

[Sundrinkr]

Andrew Dice Clay and pv's?
That would be something to see
For he'd take something flirty
and turn it into a dirty
is bigger really better, maybe?

 

[Sundrinkr]

My batteries showed a bright green
but all was not as it seemed
for they were dead as a doornail
made me wishin' for vapemail
'cause from analogs I'm tryin' to flee

 

[Myrany]

There once was an elf named Myrany.
Who discovered something uncanny.
She ran into Smeagol.
Who was vaping an Ego.
Now isn't that just too funny.

 

[Sundrinkr]

My little black box has a sun
with orange polka dots just for fun
I know it looks sorta cheap
but it works without a peep
thanks Godzilla, you're a Hon.

 

[retired1]

Ma loved Pa
Pa loved women
Ma caught Pa with two in swimmin'
Here lies Pa.

 

[JayTater]

From shopping trips I return.
For mod building stuff I did yearn.
Half way through my sweep,
I said, "This crap ain't that cheap",
Now my plans for cheap mods I shall burn.

 

[EddardinWinter]

"You bought another mod with my money" she said,
"But it looked so shiny an cool" he said,
"and your shoes they cost more,
and you're purses galore,
So I'm getting a hot girlfriend instead!"

 

[DavidOH]

My coil glows red,
My vape clouds look blue,
It's vapegasm time,
How bout you?

 

[AgentAnia]

An eager noob vaper named Bill
Thought he'd join ECF, get some skill,
Cause he didn't know squat
About volt, ohm or watt,
Or which end of clearos to fill.

So he posted "Hello! I'm new here,
And I'll ask stupid questions I fear."
A guru said "Son,
We will help you have fun."
Now Bill's vaping sub-ohm, so I hear...

 

[SissySpike]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who hated to smoke and said Puck it
So he got his new toy
With his wife he was coy
And said he got it from a Chinese junket

Thats pretty Pucken funny ;-)

 

[Chakris]

The gang said you wanna have real fun
Go and pull the trigger on a Kayfun
Those AGA-2s
Just gave me the blues
It should have been SvoeMesto from day one

 

[SissySpike]

I bought a cig a like but soon found I did not like

I bought an ego that did not quite do for this wedo

I got a Provari it opened the door

Now I have mod galore