Bet I'm the only one who bought this
From the Author...
"A mother's worst nightmare. Not sold in baggies behind dumpsters in the alleyways but wrapped inside enticing packages and sold over the counter at convenience stores. Not peddled out of trailer parks by droopy pants gangsters with teardrop tattoos but delivered to your doorstep by unwitting, fine, upstanding United States Postal Carriers.
Follow one man's downward spiral into the seedy world of vape addiction. Discover the global conspiracy of an e-cigarette forum intent on hooking the masses to freebased nicotine by means of mind controlling paraphernalia and volatile electronic batteries manufactured through the miserable toil of abused slaves working in overseas sweatshops. Learn the vaping hoodlums' secret lingo like "mod" and "drip" and "wick," so that you too can recognize the ticking time bomb vapoholics mingling among you. Discover the shocking truth behind the 21st century drug of choice, slung to our children in dropper bottles with flavors like gummy bear and lollypop.
Through endorsing this horrific tale inspired by true events, IPIC, the Institute for the Preservation of the Institution of Cigarettes, helps to debunk the myth that huffing antifreeze and skin moisturizer is a safe alternative to the leisurely and respectable past time of smoking traditional tobacco products. You will be appalled at how lax our government has been at cracking down on this unregulated industry's often illegal activity run by e-juice cartels that exist for the sole purpose of turning people into zombie-like vaping junkies who can't survive a minute without getting their fix.
This cringe inducing, sometimes ultra-violent memoire dives unflinchingly into the disgusting corners of the vaping community at large. Not since Upton Sinclair's The Jungle has there been a more provocative exposé of the backdoor dealings of a politically influential mass marketing scheme. Now for the first time the underground sensation, which was previously only released to trusted members of the conservative media, is revealed to the public in this groundbreaking paperback edition available exclusively through Amazon. Newly edited with commentary provided by IPIC, this is a startling wake-up call that belongs on the bookshelves of every home across the world.
Attention parents. Do not let your children become the marionettes of the e-cig mafia; and before you even think about putting this modern day crack pipe to you lips, give your health and sanity a chance by reading VAPE MANIA. It will save your life!
WARNING: this memoire explicitly illustrates the possessive power of this devil drug in graphic detail and is therefore not intended for the faint of heart."
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Never really considered myself a Participant of a 'global conspiracy of an e-cigarette forum intent on hooking the masses to freebased nicotine by means of mind controlling paraphernalia and volatile electronic batteries manufactured through the miserable toil of abused slaves working in overseas'.
But I guess if you Look at it thru the Perspective of this Book, I am a Senior Contributor in helping to promote the 'myth that huffing antifreeze and skin moisturizer is a safe alternative to the leisurely and respectable past time of smoking traditional tobacco products'.
And somewhere, in a Windowless IPIC Office, there hangs a picture of My Avatar and User Name.
LOL
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