A chuckle for the day:
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
> Watch for these consolidations later this year:
> 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
> 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
> 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood
> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
> And finally...
> 9. Victoria Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.



