no worries Jeff, thanks for the offer anyways
maybe in time they'll have actual characters and I can get her a Ratchet one 
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maybe in time they'll have actual characters and I can get her a Ratchet one 
Hi Shadav
THE HUMAN BODY
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
THE HUMAN BODY
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Talking Children's Science Exam
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. ( Brilliant)
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (Classic...)
A: Nearby.
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight..
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. ( Brilliant)
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (Classic...)
A: Nearby.
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight..
Hi dear Chim
Sorry, I got bored
Hey MD
I've missed you!
I'm sorry you got bored but thanks for a great
How are you?
Aww! I've missed you too!Hey MD
I've missed you!
I'm sorry you got bored but thanks for a great
How are you?
I'm doing some better, how are you other than exhausted?
Aww! I've missed you too!
I'm doing some better, how are you other than exhausted?
That's good to hear.
Besides that I'm great
I'm just ready for Wednesday to get here.
Night honBed time for me..
Hey BS
Night all
Ugh ....... WednesdayThat's good to hear.
Besides that I'm great
I'm just ready for Wednesday to get here.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Night hon
Ugh ....... Wednesday
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Yes
2 more days til I'm off. 
Yes
I'm so sorry hon, don't really understand how that has happened to you.
This job was supposed to be so much better
I'm so sorry hon, don't really understand how that has happened to you.
This job was supposed to be so much better
It's ok. Trust me. In soooooo many ways it is. Unfortunately we're still helping out the other store this week...I just don't have to work there but the other 2 girls are. The new guy gets here on Thursday so we're spread pretty thin. Thankfully it's only temporary. I'm also looking forward to being able to enjoy my first 4th of July without having to work. I think it's been 3 years since I've been off for the 4th.
Wow, that's a long time
And you plan to join Reggie at some cookout right?
Yes! At the last job I always had to work. It'll be nice to make my own plate straight from the grill instead of someone having to bring me one
Yep. I'm going to try & be a sweetheart & help him with the cookout. I'm much more like you but I already know that there's no getting out of him throwing one for the family.
Has DH made a decision yet? I remember you said he was beginning to change his mind about having a big get together.
Yes! At the last job I always had to work. It'll be nice to make my own plate straight from the grill instead of someone having to bring me one
Yep. I'm going to try & be a sweetheart & help him with the cookout. I'm much more like you but I already know that there's no getting out of him throwing one for the family.
Has DH made a decision yet? I remember you said he was beginning to change his mind about having a big get together.
Not DH Chim, it's DS that's throwing the party and I haven't heard another word
So I have no idea
No one tells me anything
Not DH Chim, it's DS that's throwing the party and I haven't heard another word
So I have no idea
That's what I meant. Hehehe! Thanks MD. Oh goodness! That would drive me nuts. I need to know in advance.
Oh goodness! That would drive me nuts. I need to know in advance.
Well, me too but you can't control everything; I'll just have to roll with the punches on this one
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