Well, me too but you can't control everything; I'll just have to roll with the punches on this one
I know but we can try
Usually doesn't work though. Hehehe!
What's for dinner?
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I know but we can try
Usually doesn't work though. Hehehe!
What's for dinner?
I had some left over pizza about 3:30 so that's probably it for me unless you count the pecans I'm eating right nowI know but we can try
Usually doesn't work though. Hehehe!
What's for dinner?
I was going to ask if you had eaten yet, better get to that!!
Do you have to work in the morning again? If so you're pushing it there
Hey MD...did ya see this? I haven't tried any of these flavors. Have you?
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...71-cafe-killer-flavors-now-99-cents-15ml.html
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...71-cafe-killer-flavors-now-99-cents-15ml.html
I had some left over pizza about 3:30 so that's probably it for me unless you count the pecans I'm eating right now
I was going to ask if you had eaten yet, better get to that!!
Do you have to work in the morning again? If so you're pushing it there
Ooooh pecans! That counts
I grabbed something on the way home but I haven't eaten it yet. I'm about to in a bit though.
Yep. I open tomorrow & I close on Tuesday.
Um, yeah ... I saw it, I've had all but the plain Coffee. Wasn't all that terribly impressed
The milkshakes are great tho'!!
Ooooh pecans! That counts
I grabbed something on the way home but I haven't eaten it yet. I'm about to in a bit though.
Yep. I open tomorrow & I close on Tuesday.
Did you know pecan's are "heart" healthy?
Well you'd best be getting to your supper then, I've got some other things I can be doing anyway
I'll check back in an hour or so if you want
Um, yeah ... I saw it, I've had all but the plain Coffee. Wasn't all that terribly impressed
The milkshakes are great tho'!!
Ok. I haven't tried any but I may give the hot cocoa & the berry chiller one a go
Did you know pecan's are "heart" healthy?
Well you'd best be getting to your supper then, I've got some other things I can be doing anyway
I'll check back in an hour or so if you want
Yes! I love pecans...and peanuts and cashews and almonds hehehe!
Ok. That sounds good. Hopefully I'll catch ya when you swing back through
I think the berry chiller was good, Jeff really likes the hot cocoa. I preferred the chocolate shake over that one ...Ok. I haven't tried any but I may give the hot cocoa & the berry chiller one a go
Yes! I love pecans...and peanuts and cashews and almonds hehehe!
Ok. That sounds good. Hopefully I'll catch ya when you swing back through
different strokes and all that
I just want you to eat and relax a bit
I think the berry chiller was good, Jeff really likes the hot cocoa. I preferred the chocolate shake over that one ...
different strokes and all that
I just want you to eat and relax a bit
Ahhh ok. That's good to know. I've never really found any coffee flavors that I liked to be honest.
Thanks MD
I will certainly do that. After I eat & shower I don't think I'll be awake very long
Hi Shadav
THE HUMAN BODY
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
TOO FUNNY!!! Nite Welsh.Bed time for me..
Hey BS
Night all
Chim!!That's good to hear.
Besides that I'm great
I'm just ready for Wednesday to get here.
I'll bet you are!!!TOO FUNNY!!!Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
How do you keep track??? Do you keep notes?? I'd have to keep notes.Um, yeah ... I saw it, I've had all but the plain Coffee. Wasn't all that terribly impressed
The milkshakes are great tho'!!
They're VERY good for you, Walnuts & Brazil nuts too!!Did you know pecan's are "heart" healthy?
Well you'd best be getting to your supper then, I've got some other things I can be doing anyway
I'll check back in an hour or so if you want
Ha, I pop in and everyone leaves.
Well, guess I'm off for my bath.
Hey Lori!
Was hoping I'd catch you to say hello since we always miss each other
Enjoy your bath dear.
Was hoping I'd catch you to say hello since we always miss each other
Enjoy your bath dear.
You may love them, you know me and my lousy tasterAhhh ok. That's good to know. I've never really found any coffee flavors that I liked to be honest.
Thanks MD
My opinon isn't worth the 
I taste it and put it away
How do you keep track??? Do you keep notes?? I'd have to keep notes.
They're VERY good for you, Walnuts & Brazil nuts too!!
Ha, I pop in and everyone leaves.
Well, guess I'm off for my bath.
Brazil nut's are incrediably fattening!!(I know this because it's my favorite nut
) And cashews too! I was replying to a PM!
A TRIP TO Sam's
Yesterday I was at my local Sam's Warehouse buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's .... and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Sam's won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
Yesterday I was at my local Sam's Warehouse buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's .... and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Sam's won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
Sensible Observations
2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown
8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: "Duh. --Conan O'Brien
14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line
from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that. What, do tall people burn slower?" --Warren Hutcherson
15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." --Oscar Wilde
19) Do you20know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
-- Unknown, presumed deceased
2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown
8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: "Duh. --Conan O'Brien
14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line
from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that. What, do tall people burn slower?" --Warren Hutcherson
15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." --Oscar Wilde
19) Do you20know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
-- Unknown, presumed deceased
Hey there!! We do miss each other a lot.Hey Lori!
Was hoping I'd catch you to say hello since we always miss each other
Enjoy your bath dear.
I'll sure be glad when your schedule gets back to normal for you. You have had quite the week. I'm sure you'll be ready to relax at the BBQ on Friday!!Actually, just one Brazil nut has your required daily amount of Selinium. It's a very important dietary mineral our body needs. Bookmark and read through this next time you have a minute.You may love them, you know me and my lousy taster
I taste it and put it away
Brazil nut's are incrediably fattening!!(I know this because it's my favorite nut
selenium
Almonds and Walnuts too. Look them up. They're really good for you! And the fat, is GOOD fat, so don't worry about the fat content.
ANOTHER good one!!!
Well, I'm off for a bit. Will check back in a little while.
Some of the artists of the '60s are revising
their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Last but NOT least
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again.
their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Last but NOT least
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again.
Hey y'all. I used to make up stories like that.
It's been a while, but I'd probably still do it in the right situation. I broke a bone in my right hand, and made up a different story for everyone that asked about it. My oldest sister asked me when we were at the hospital visiting someone. Her daughter walked in and asked about it, and I told her another story. My sister slapped at me and said "You can't believe a word he says." But I got a kick out of it. 
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