Good afternoon, dedicated vapers.
Situation: After your successful efforts in changing the term "steeping" to "aging," command and control has confidence in your ability to accomplish the next difficult mission.
The solutions that we have been vaporizing are liquids containing propylene glycol, vegetable glycerin, water, flavorings and liquid nicotine base. There are no plant or fruit squeezings in these aqueous solutions. However, a sinister element has usurped the proper terminology and begun a campaign to refer to these substances as "joose." We think Phil Busardo is behind this, but that is for you to ascertain.
Your mission, vapers, should you choose to accept it, is to refrain from using the "J" word when referring to your delicious, satisfying e-liquids. Instead, use the term "liquid" or "flavor." After all, we don't want some knucklehead opening a bottle of Orange Crush and drinking the damned thing.
As always, should you or any of fellow vapers be caught or banned, the ECF will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
Good luck, vapers!
THANK you!
"juice" has always driven me crazy. I once visited a friend who has kids and he kept talking about his "juice" when his daughter pipes up and says "daddy I want some juice!". The next 5 minutes were spent with him trying to explain to her that it was his juice, not her juice, and she should never touch his juice but her juice was still okay to drink. Her mother brought her some apple juice and she refused to drink it because she still wasn't sure what the difference was and she was afraid to drink daddy's juice. It was mind-numbing and he still refused to call it "liquid" or anything otherwise.
