Most expensive vape gear!

[Eskie]

Yeah they all sound good. I like playing poker, I wouldn't say I'm the best so I'd better take a fair bit of money with me to vegas

A seasoned partygoer I'm not and I'm very worried about age. Am I too old yet? How long have I got?

You have your entire life. No need to worry about your age as long as you're having fun and everyone involved is over the age of consent.

 

[Ben85]

My most expensive clone
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LunaSea hits like a Mack truck! Its not a beginner mod that's for sure. It has its quirks, but I love it

That's been on my want list for ages.

 

[mongo74]

If you REALLY want to party, seriously...I'm not joking: Lebanon
They know how to party. Bomb explodes 2 miles away, they're still fist pumping in the club lol.

As sarcastic or facetious as that may sound, I'm dead serious.

 

[mongo74]

Another prime choice: Australia. Aussie women love American boys...I'm going back to Pattaya (Thailand) in September for a mate's bachelor party (and to visit old friends) and well...if you wanna party, between Pattaya and Chiang Mai, you'll be partied out in a week or two. (And you can just hop a short flight over to the Philippines and party hearty in Manila, and then revel in the ostentatious vaping scene)

 

[Eskie]

Oh, Thailand can have some serious partying going on. And if you zip over to Manila, you can pick up another mod and save the shipping costs.

And Beirut, meh. I can worry about bombs here in the city. No need to go there for that. Besides, you can reserve a room for next week and then worry if your hotel will still be standing when you arrive.

 

[mongo74]

Beirut has seriously come a long ways from the derelict, extremely devout Muslim capital city it once was. It's truly turned into a jetsetters little oasis. I mean, just stay away from illicit activity and you'll be just fine. Westerners, particularly Americans, aren't frowned or scoffed at nearly as much there as they would be in Paris....seriously...

 

[mongo74]

And I'm gonna be honest, if I do buy this next mod, it will be my second to last until probably that trip...unless something earth shatteringly incredible is made by Asmodus or Lost Vape. (2nd to last because I have a preorder that's been delayed to kingdom come due to QC issues)

 

[Eskie]

Beirut has seriously come a long ways from the derelict, extremely devout Muslim capital city it once was. It's truly turned into a jetsetters little oasis. I mean, just stay away from illicit activity and you'll be just fine. Westerners, particularly Americans, aren't frowned or scoffed at nearly as much there as they would be in Paris....seriously...

Hey, Beirut used to be a jewel. Then it wasn't. I know they've done a lot of work on restoration and rebuilding. But I was late on my last kidnapping insurance policy premium, so I might hold off until it's reinstated.

 

[mongo74]

LOL it's still a jewel...just re-cut? Went from lab created diamond to one dug out from a certain Arkansas state park? lol

 

[Mowgli]

My great great great grandfather used to work for the imperial family is Russia. When the communist uprising began, the family gave him a box of stuff and smuggled him out of the country and told him to care for it with his life. He came to America and they all died so I guess it was forgotten about. When he died, the box was passed down and passed down. My grandfather always had this cool green and gold egg with emeralds on it looking thing on his mantle and he always said "Never touch the egg." Well, when he died, he gave it to us and said "this is the family treasure! Never let anyone touch the egg" Awesome. An egg. Thanks grandpa, cash would have been cool but we got an egg. So one night, I got drunk and decided it would make a hell of a desk vape so I broke out the soldering iron tore out the decorative gold crown and diamond thing in the middle (I didn't know they were real. I assumed it was like everything else they had, made in China), installed a battery and drip tip and BAM! Awesome desk vape!

Haunted for the win! That is until I tried running two batteries in a series and it blew up while I was asleep. So mom wakes up and finds it blown to bits all over the family room and tells me I just destroyed a priceless Faberge egg. I didn't know what those cost at the time but I was guessing they are pretty pricey because she fainted and had a heart attack. I just assumed she was having another one of her "you are such a disappoint" fake heart attacks like when I used to get drunk, put on Christmas music in July and try to milk the neighbors pig for Santa's glass of milk until she'd bite me. But it was a real heart attack this time which I discovered because she didn't wake up this time when I poured a bucket of water on her. She pulled through but never forgave me. If you have a priceless Faberge egg hidden in your house, you really should tell people how priceless it is so they don't go turning it into cool vape equipment that blows up and is worth nothing. That's my most expensive vape.

Glue it back together and dump some PGGB in it

 

[Zutankhamun]

Aussie women love American boys...

Well I'm English but I'm sure I'll do better than you there!
Just kidding, I know you've got a woman to take care of.

No really, we don't need to get into UK Vs USA again!

No, I've had to waste a lot of my 20s and I just hope as I approach the dreaded 30s I'm not too old to party properly.

Ps. I've heard that American ladies love a Brit accent. Not like Hugh grant, more like a cool tom hardy...

Pss. Yeah maybe I'll give Turkey and lot of those sketchy places a miss until things cool down.

 

[Kprthevapr]

Well I'm English but I'm sure I'll do better than you there!
Just kidding, I know you've got a woman to take care of.

No really, we don't need to get into UK Vs USA again!

No, I've had to waste a lot of my 20s and I just hope as I approach the dreaded 30s I'm not too old to party properly.

Ps. I've heard that American ladies love a Brit accent. Not like Hugh grant, more like a cool tom hardy...

Pss. Yeah maybe I'll give Turkey and lot of those sketchy places a miss until things cool down.

What about Brad Pitt from Snatch....ya like dags?

 

[Zutankhamun]

What about Brad Pitt from Snatch....ya like dags?

Lol. Admittedly, I have that guys looks but I just sound a little different . We'll see how I get on in Aus, Thai, LA, Milan and Lebanon?

BTW, I saw a pic of BP recently and he looks crazy skinny!

Sos, bit there. What was we talking about? Was it cars, women, party destinations, creeds & cultures or are we back on mods

(kidding)

 

[Eskie]

Ps. I've heard that American ladies love a Brit accent. Not like Hugh grant, more like a cool tom hardy...

If you want to avoid the whole kidnapping thing and being hit by stray gunfire (why does everyone in Beirut feel the need to celebrate by firing their guns in the air?) head on over to NY. Your Brit accent would get you far.

 

[Zutankhamun]

If you want to avoid the whole kidnapping thing and being hit by stray gunfire (why does everyone in Beirut feel the need to celebrate by firing their guns in the air?) head on over to NY. Your Brit accent would get you far.

Yeah, I can't wait actually. Is that the city that never sleeps?
I've heard it may be the greatest city bar none!
I'm from London (don't tell anyone I said that )

 

[mongo74]

Well I'm English but I'm sure I'll do better than you there!
Just kidding, I know you've got a woman to take care of.

LOL...not necessarily, since many a Briton love to salt old wounds by calling Oz an olde English penal colony...

 

[Zutankhamun]

Oh yeah I remember.

I think that's a chat up line I'll try and avoid.

 

[MMW]

I like my wimminz with Northeastern confidence, sass and attitude or with southern charm yet a bit classy.

I like my parties Philly underground phunk, hip-hop, trance, dance, jungle, techno, etc..

Trust and believe I did my share of partying like Sam Kinison crossed with Fred Durst and Axl Rose.

Back in the day before I got old, fat and scary ugly.

Those days are over.

Tapatyped

Mods, can we sticky this fire post!?
This is me 100%. Well done Beck.

 

[beckdg]

If you want to avoid the whole kidnapping thing and being hit by stray gunfire (why does everyone in Beirut feel the need to celebrate by firing their guns in the air?) head on over to NY. Your Brit accent would get you far.

Oof!

NYC?

I guess...

Tapatyped

 

[HauntedMyst]

Ps. I've heard that American ladies love a Brit accent.

Did you see Love Actually? Colin went from London to Milwaukee (and Milwaukee is where we keep our homely women!) and in one night had a 4 to 5 way with really hot chics! That could be you!

Not like Hugh grant, more like a cool tom hardy...

No, they'd definitely rather have Hugh's accent than Tom Hardy's. Tom sounds like he grew up on the docks.