mtbakervapor

[FearTX]

bear with me a moment.......

There is a large asteroid about 1/4 the size of the moon, headed for earth. It's arrival is estimated to be in 4 to 6 weeks. An exact time cannot be exacted upon, because its coming in the direction of the Solar Ball we call the Sun. Thus telescopes,field glasses , magnifying glasses cannot get an exact measurement, thus throwing off any and all miscalculations. Our Sun, named Sol, after that infamous game Solitare, which has been played by more people on computers then any other board game.

The scientist are totally baffeled as to where this asteroid came from. The most illustrious Simon Cheddatater, Author of " Fifty Shades of Sunlight", said in an interview; " Its time to get out the pink thongs, its gonna get hot here"

There is a small chance that the asteroid, named, A1, after the famous steak sauce, will strike the sun before continuing on. If this should occur,the planets Mercury, Venus, Mars and Earth would be totally decimated and we would all have to move to another solar system. Sol has 386 Billion Billion Mega Watts of power, about the same as a Prius going uphill.

With that power unleashed all at once, the solar system as we know it, would no longer exist. Other scientist say it will miss the sun and intersect with earths orbit in about 5 weeks, give or take a few weeks. A committee of would be scientist are forming a committee to decide where to hold meetings to discuss further options, if any.

In the event that it collides with our planet Earth, The Goverment says it will lower the tax rate on all existing taxes. The Banks, of course, are in an uproar over this decision. A committee is being formed to discuss the agenda of forming a special sub-committee, which will advise the committee as to how to probably proceed.

Now, you say, what does all that have to do with me ????

Due to the impending disaster, mount baker Vaper has stated that it will have a 50% sale on all equipment and e-liquids
3 days before the actual event. When asked why the 3 day limit, James Thompson, co-owner of mount baker Vapor stated " well....we are known for our fast shipping and I want everyone to enjoy thier last days with the Russian 91 1/2, which we now carry in stock"

The point of all this nonsense is of course......

Don't stress out over anything other then those you love. Anything and everything other then that is nonsense. Don't sweat the small stuff, and everything else is small stuff.
If you need to stress out over something, think of the people that now live on that asteroid. !!!!

That is just.... Pure WIN

 

[Uno mas]

Back to work

 

[kelli]

if i could just get that asteroid to land on my boss, my stress level would go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down.

 

[Sambuca]

bear with me a moment.......

like this?

 

[Uncle Ralphie]

Well sumpthin must be wrong in the universe because I didn't end up with 20 pages to catch up to

There IS a disturbance in the force......

 

[Uncle Ralphie]

if i could just get that asteroid to land on my boss, my stress level would go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down.

Im afraid you missed the point dahlin...

 

[Butch]

bear with me a moment.......

There is a large asteroid about 1/4 the size of the moon, headed for earth. It's arrival is estimated to be in 4 to 6 weeks. An exact time cannot be exacted upon, because its coming in the direction of the Solar Ball we call the Sun. Thus telescopes,field glasses , magnifying glasses cannot get an exact measurement, thus throwing off any and all miscalculations. Our Sun, named Sol, after that infamous game Solitare, which has been played by more people on computers then any other board game.

The scientist are totally baffeled as to where this asteroid came from. The most illustrious Simon Cheddatater, Author of " Fifty Shades of Sunlight", said in an interview; " Its time to get out the pink thongs, its gonna get hot here"

There is a small chance that the asteroid, named, A1, after the famous steak sauce, will strike the sun before continuing on. If this should occur,the planets Mercury, Venus, Mars and Earth would be totally decimated and we would all have to move to another solar system. Sol has 386 Billion Billion Mega Watts of power, about the same as a Prius going uphill.

With that power unleashed all at once, the solar system as we know it, would no longer exist. Other scientist say it will miss the sun and intersect with earths orbit in about 5 weeks, give or take a few weeks. A committee of would be scientist are forming a committee to decide where to hold meetings to discuss further options, if any.

In the event that it collides with our planet Earth, The Goverment says it will lower the tax rate on all existing taxes. The Banks, of course, are in an uproar over this decision. A committee is being formed to discuss the agenda of forming a special sub-committee, which will advise the committee as to how to probably proceed.

Now, you say, what does all that have to do with me ????

Due to the impending disaster, Mount Baker Vaper has stated that it will have a 50% sale on all equipment and E-Liquids
3 days before the actual event. When asked why the 3 day limit, James Thompson, co-owner of Mount Baker Vapor stated " well....we are known for our fast shipping and I want everyone to enjoy thier last days with the Russian 91 1/2, which we now carry in stock"

The point of all this nonsense is of course......

Don't stress out over anything other then those you love. Anything and everything other then that is nonsense. Don't sweat the small stuff, and everything else is small stuff.
If you need to stress out over something, think of the people that now live on that asteroid. !!!!

Ralphie..........have you been in the prunes again. 8-o

 

[IMRs]

Wooo!! So glad I took that Evelyn Wood Speed Reading Course years ago!! Hello fine People and good afternoon.

 

[JohnQPublic]

I have arrived. taron taron!
Man that butter pecan resonates on the coils for a while. I enjoyed the heck out of a tank of butter pecan, then filled up a tank full of raspberry. And got zero raspberry flavor. I did get another tank full of butter pecan flavor.
Which got me thinking. I'll add a couple of drops of butter pecan to this NET I got from Goodejuice that I found a little too pipe tobacco heavy for my taste, and end up with a nice RY4ish vape. No e-liquid shall be wasted!

 

[ch1naski]

Ah. Back after a short vacation

Curt.

 

[Butch]

Ah. Back after a short vacation

Curt.

Good to see you back.

 

[Cuando]

I have arrived. taron taron!
Man that butter pecan resonates on the coils for a while. I enjoyed the heck out of a tank of butter pecan, then filled up a tank full of raspberry. And got zero raspberry flavor. I did get another tank full of butter pecan flavor.
Which got me thinking. I'll add a couple of drops of butter pecan to this NET I got from Goodejuice that I found a little too pipe tobacco heavy for my taste, and end up with a nice RY4ish vape. No e-liquid shall be wasted!

That is one of my favorite things about vaping, the whole mixologist thing. I mix up flavors constantly, it's what got me interested in DIY. I'm also a hardcore 'waste not, want not' vaper. I have bottles with like 2ml of juice that have been sitting around forever, and a bottle that is labeled 'Mystery Mix' made up of the ends of other bottles. It's ridiculous.

Just saw this on reddit, thought you'd all appreciate the subtlety of the message:

 

[JohnQPublic]

That is one of my favorite things about vaping, the whole mixologist thing. I mix up flavors constantly, it's what got me interested in DIY. I'm also a hardcore 'waste not, want not' vaper. I have bottles with like 2ml of juice that have been sitting around forever, and a bottle that is labeled 'Mystery Mix' made up of the ends of other bottles. It's ridiculous.

Just saw this on reddit, thought you'd all appreciate the subtlety of the message:

Hey! Those could be lungs!

Yes, I am a genius.

 

[Sambuca]

Ah. Back after a short vacation

Curt.

Curt's back!

i always said, "Curt's innocent!"

 

[FearTX]

Ah. Back after a short vacation

Curt.

Welcome back!

 

[Khala]

Well sumpthin must be wrong in the universe because I didn't end up with 20 pages to catch up to

Holidays are over and we're back to work. I think that qualifies and the sumpthin...

Ah. Back after a short vacation

Curt.

Welcome back!

That is one of my favorite things about vaping, the whole mixologist thing. I mix up flavors constantly, it's what got me interested in DIY. I'm also a hardcore 'waste not, want not' vaper. I have bottles with like 2ml of juice that have been sitting around forever, and a bottle that is labeled 'Mystery Mix' made up of the ends of other bottles. It's ridiculous.

Just saw this on reddit, thought you'd all appreciate the subtlety of the message:

I am in love with this message.


Vaping is taking off enough in my company that they're about to add a policy to the employee handbook.

Sadly, it's going to be the easy one where vaping = smoking. I'm quietly trying to convince our HR folks that they should actually do some research first.

 

[Sambuca]

For those who were wishing my friend's sister well up in frigid Newfoundland, you'll be pleased to hear that she safely delivered a baby boy this morning - 8lbs 7 oz and 22 inches long, after 14 hours of labor! Baby, mother, and the rest of the family are all doing well.

sorry Sean, that kinda got lost. glad the family is fine. did they name the baby after you?

 

[Cuando]

Vaping is taking off enough in my company that they're about to add a policy to the employee handbook.

Sadly, it's going to be the easy one where vaping = smoking. I'm quietly trying to convince our HR folks that they should actually do some research first.

Sad, indeed. They just set a ban in my town, basically regulating vaping as smoking. So dumb. The hard part is coming at us fast, but I have faith that given time, cooler heads (and science) will prevail and everything will even out. With the current ......... movement in full swing, I hope to see it regulated nationwide sooner than later, and hopefully that tax money will ease pressure from governmental agencies on our beloved 'hobby'. We shall see, as always.

 

[ch1naski]

Good to see you back.

Thanks. I unintentionally made a boo boo and felt the fabled hammer.


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[FearTX]

Vaping is taking off enough in my company that they're about to add a policy to the employee handbook.

Sadly, it's going to be the easy one where vaping = smoking. I'm quietly trying to convince our HR folks that they should actually do some research first.

This happened here recently, when I talked about it in meetings the answer I got from above was "It will be easier and less risky for us in the long run to ban it and avoid any potential legal fallout in the future. Our place our rules. If we willingly let employees put other employees at risk that is where the true risk is down the road. We can always loosen the restrictions later after real research is done if needed."
But honestly out of approx 1,000 people there are only 6 vapers that I know of, that is increasing daily.