First malfunction 
I've been doing SO good today, I had 2 analogs first thing with my coffee and getting my kids off to school, once they left I was finally able to fill up my tank with my favorite juice and REALLY try out my new Twist! Let me say I LOVE it, it was pretty hard hitting until I realized I was on 4.2 so I took it down to 3.8, PERFECT (remember, I am new at this)! I've only craved an analog TWICE, but grabbed my great new toy and I was good to go! So proud of myself as the time went by and next thing I know, it's been FOUR HOURS since my last 'real cig'. I was actually so impressed that I decided 'yanno what, this seems to actually be working, I'm going to drive my happy .... back up to that store and maybe get me another one (or AT LEAST a new tank that actually matches my new pearl pink battery), heck, I might even buy a back up tank so I have one I can use to test new juices'! So I got dressed, put my coat on (b/c it's TEXAS and even though it's gonna be 70* in a couple of days, it's ONLY 20* right now!!!) and I get a call from my sister asking if I can come by her house. Headed that way, picking up my super awesome and totally adorable nephew from daycare (he's 1 btw and the CUTEST blonde headed, blue eyed little boy you will ever lay your eyes on), helped her load up her car for her week long trip to IL to go see her husband (long story) and do some business stuff. I lost track of time and by the time I left, I realized, 'well hell, my kids will be getting home before too much longer so I better just go home and see if I can get my mom to watch them when she gets off work later', call her, she says that's fine and I'm even more excited b/c that means I'll have more time to 'play'! So I got in my car, headed for home, took a drag (or whatever vapers call it) of my NON-cancer stick that I am REALLY falling in love with! Next thing I know I hear a LOUD pop, I look down at it, 'nothing seems wrong with it', kept puffing away as I'm driving (which by the way is one of the times I smoke the most) and then I notice 'man, I'm getting a lot of juice in my mouth all of a sudden, this can't be good', so now I'm driving, TRYING to stay on the road (luckily I live in the sticks and there's NEVER any traffic!), but frantically unscrewing the tank from the battery, the whole time I'm thinking to myself 'if I ....... up this BRAND new battery, I am going to freak the freak out!!!'. I finally get it off and guess what I saw, a PUDDLE of juice in my battery! So now I'm trying to stay on the road, while driving with my knees and reaching over to get into the glove box to find a napkin, flinging the juice out of my battery all over the floorboard, no napkins... 'oh sh**, wth am I gonna do?!?!', found a napkin on the passenger side floorboard, roll it up like a q-tip and stick into the battery (still driving with my knees ALL OVER the road and slinging juice). Finally I get back home and I call the store as fast as I could to find out what I need to do to keep from killing my battery, 'oh, it's ok, it's not INSIDE the battery, in the electrical stuff, just get a q-tip or paper towel and clean it off the best you can'... SERIOUSLY!!! He tells me he has no idea why my tank did that, it shouldn't have and to bring it in tonight when I come and he'll look at it! So now I'm sitting here, finally got my heart rate back down to normal range, hell ANYONE who would have been in that car with me, would need a breather! I'm missing ol' Betsy (I didn't really name her, not yet anyway hehe)and sucking away on my V2

I least I have SOME back up, right?
Moral of the story, 1) I guess my tank is shot, 2) there is NO question I'm getting another tank and battery now and 3) now I understand why my husband is so scared of my driving! BUT I still haven't had an analog since 7:30 this morning!