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Ocelot, you ok? Ya seem a tad upset today
Lol! Upset? Being tightly-wound is one of my most endearing personality traits.
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Lol! Upset? Being tightly-wound is one of my most endearing personality traits.
I have been WAITING for you to post Ocelot! (Loving the online persona and entire religion dedicated to you and the ProVari!)
Thanks for the welcome and screw the non-believers I say, I'm not ever going back
I can confirm, I think of Babu everytime I see a post from you;
Archer: "I've never seen an Ocelot!" - YouTube
Have you watched Archer? Babu's scenes are friggin hilarious! I can post more, or I'm sure you can find them on Youtube.
Side note: Archer = Best animated show on the planet IMHO
Derailing my own thread again...:
I haven't had a tv in going on 11 years, so I'm out of touch with current pop culture. I imagine I could watch most of the show on youtube, but I keep forgetting.
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Greetings and Salutations!
Keep in mind that you can never go back.
Also of note, despite the Blessed ProVari being the most marvelous device on the planet, it is strongly suggested you do not recommend it to new vapers unless they have expressed genuine interest. Otherwise, it is fodder for the rabid AntiProVarians and will only subject us to further abuse. Threads with titles similar to, "What's so great about a ProVari?" are not considered expressing genuine interest. There is no need to expound on the virtues of our Holy One, her gifts are legend. If a person is destined to receive a ProVari, it will happen without our encouragement. One does not "get" a ProVari, one is called.
The suggestion of non-engagement has been put forth by Sir Bernie, the Benevolent. It might be an interesting experiment to see how nasty a thread might get without us posting, opening the possibility of us reporting the thread:
"Posting something deliberately inflammatory - either to start a "flame war" or simply to cause difficulties for the Moderators." (Just one of ECF rules against such behavior)
We do not need to argue 800hz vs ≈ 33.3hz or the benefits of a US made product with a warranty, as there are literally hundreds of threads already covering such topics. Frankly, if a person is too lazy to use the Search Function, I question their worthiness to own a ProVari.
There are many mods worth standing along side the ProVari, the Reo for example, which may better fit the needs of some people - and then there are the Nimrods who will passionately argue that a cheap Chinese VW device is somehow superior to our Chosen One. Goodie, goodie for them! Let them buy a piece of junk...or 5. By demonstrating their lack of critical thinking skills, there is a strong possibility they would be unable to master a one button menu, comprehend that variable voltage and variable wattage are just different methods for arriving at the same place and that "set it and forget it" is a delusion.
Upon the Nimrods I lay a curse. May they be locked in a room with their Chinese VW mod of choice; a carto tank; a Protank (whatever version); a plain dripping atty and some sort of RBA/RDA, each filled with a different delicious juice: coffee, fruit, candy, bakery and tobacco flavors - he11, let's throw Boba' Bounty into the mix!
The curse itself is that they cannot leave the room until they have vaped and enjoyed every drop of juice, but they can only set and forget the mod once.
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Welcome aboard on the ProVari train. It never stops, but people find a way to jump on and take the ride. Those who cant get on board tend to just ridicule it and have mod envy. That's why you read so much hate from others, I just pity them. Heehee
And I agree w/Preloader's advice, skip the ProTanks and go right for the IBtanks, well worth it and you avoid spending the money on ProTanks that more than likely not give you the vape experience you want, IMO.
And I reposted Ocelots welcome pic because I'm going to pretend its for me too since she skimped out on this for me..just say'in
I got the abbreviated version and I think it was due to the fact I was an idiot and got my ProVari BEFORE my batts. So I got to sit there for 2 days staring at it before using it. That was a rough time for me and feel a little scarred by the whole experience. But now, I'm enjoying my ProVari and waiting for my vapemail from IBtanks which should be here this week!
Welcome aboard on the ProVari train. It never stops, but people find a way to jump on and take the ride. Those who cant get on board tend to just ridicule it and have mod envy. That's why you read so much hate from others, I just pity them. Heehee
And I agree w/Preloader's advice, skip the ProTanks and go right for the IBtanks, well worth it and you avoid spending the money on ProTanks that more than likely not give you the vape experience you want, IMO.
And I reposted Ocelots welcome pic because I'm going to pretend its for me too since she skimped out on this for me..just say'in
That was a rough time for me and feel a little scarred by the whole experience. But now, I'm enjoying my ProVari and waiting for my vapemail from IBtanks which should be here this week!
Isn't it amazing how much heavier the Provari gets just adding a battery?
Welcome aboard on the ProVari train. It never stops, but people find a way to jump on and take the ride. Those who cant get on board tend to just ridicule it and have mod envy. That's why you read so much hate from others, I just pity them. Heehee
And I agree w/Preloader's advice, skip the ProTanks and go right for the IBtanks, well worth it and you avoid spending the money on ProTanks that more than likely not give you the vape experience you want, IMO.
And I reposted Ocelots welcome pic because I'm going to pretend its for me too since she skimped out on this for me..just say'in
That was a rough time for me and feel a little scarred by the whole experience. But now, I'm enjoying my ProVari and waiting for my vapemail from IBtanks which should be here this week!
I apologize if you feel slighted, but I try to mix up the welcoming graphics so they aren't the same all the time. You did get one:
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/provari/484510-say-hello-my-little-friend-6.html#post11117847
Good question, but I will put a wager down that ur nice cat otherwise you wouldn't help all of us clueless people so much.
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