Hey, you know what I did yesterday?
Back years ago Lynda had bought a 300 ton concrete statue of a lady from olden times and put it in her flower garden in front of the house.
Every time the Judge would drive by he would wave at it!!
The flower garden is gone now and I had redneck grandson and one of his friends move it and stand it up in front of my
shop/4Wheeler building.
So yesterday I got an old shirt and ball cap and put it on the statue. Looks pretty danged good!
And now I have a night watchman that I don't have to pay every week!!
It would scare me in the middle of the night and will probably scare any burglars in the middle of the night too!!!!