Official ProVari Radius Thread
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Well, I think I'll go ahead and order a P3 threaded Kabuki, before the rest of you nab them all up... Ready>Set>Don't Go (that's for everyone that's reading) for me.... GO!
Go, Mommay, go! I'll hold 'em all back with my massive strong arms!!!!!!!
Go, Mommay, go! I'll hold 'em all back with my massive strong arms!!!!!!!
Massively strong, and yet so slim and elegant arms.
So I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to get 50 watts out of an 18650, and I was inspired by the picture with the Kabuki and the "ghosted" battery in the radius. I truly don't think that ProVape will use more than 50% of the CDR and that kind of sets the top limit in the 38-40 watt range.... Sure, the imports would be happy saying that 38 watts is actually 60, then they dumb up the screen readings to make you think it's actually higher than it is... kinda like the Clouper ZNA50 that only really put out 36 actual watts if you measured the current with real test equipment instead of trusting the lies on the screen... but I digress...
SO... how can a single 18650 put out 50 or even more watts and still hit ProVapes VERY conservative design parameters?
WELL... I think I figured it out. Here is the circuit theory...
We take a 20A cell... yeah, I know I said it won't hit 50 watts... but stay with me here.... We have to use an organic boost module, one that draws no current... I think the Hamster in a wheel will do nicely... We have that wheel driving a dynamo circuit, and put the output of THAT into a flux capacitor... THEN drive the output from there. THE BATTERY is not taxed at all... it's simply there to frighten the hamster into running because he heard that Batteries sometimes vent, and even a rodent is smart enough to not test it's limits.
Anyway, back in the 1950's, there was a certain segment of the population called "hot rodders"... they believed they knew everything there was to know about auto design and set forth to prove that detroit was under-powering their automobiles... and low and behold, it was true! These clever fellows actually took cars with horsepower ratings of 90-100 horsepower and BOOSTED them with blowers, headers and all manner of intake improvements until they had three to four TIMES the power. It was amazing! It is a shame none of them knew a thing about suspension, handling and braking, because when they got to dead mans curve, they kinda all died... a pity really. They forgot that going fast was easy, steering and braking... not so much.
So they hung fuzzy dice from the rear view mirror so they could see how hard the car was pulling to the left or right to improve their chances of not dying... poor James Dean... It's hard to calculate the polar moment of inertia when you're about to hit a guard rail, and math was never his strong suit.
ANYWAY, the fuzzy dice are in this circuit to provide visual feedback to the user that the scat is about to hit the fan if they push it too hard... safety first I always say.
Ladies and Gents... I present to you... the 50 watt Radius...
SO... how can a single 18650 put out 50 or even more watts and still hit ProVapes VERY conservative design parameters?
WELL... I think I figured it out. Here is the circuit theory...
We take a 20A cell... yeah, I know I said it won't hit 50 watts... but stay with me here.... We have to use an organic boost module, one that draws no current... I think the Hamster in a wheel will do nicely... We have that wheel driving a dynamo circuit, and put the output of THAT into a flux capacitor... THEN drive the output from there. THE BATTERY is not taxed at all... it's simply there to frighten the hamster into running because he heard that Batteries sometimes vent, and even a rodent is smart enough to not test it's limits.
Anyway, back in the 1950's, there was a certain segment of the population called "hot rodders"... they believed they knew everything there was to know about auto design and set forth to prove that detroit was under-powering their automobiles... and low and behold, it was true! These clever fellows actually took cars with horsepower ratings of 90-100 horsepower and BOOSTED them with blowers, headers and all manner of intake improvements until they had three to four TIMES the power. It was amazing! It is a shame none of them knew a thing about suspension, handling and braking, because when they got to dead mans curve, they kinda all died... a pity really. They forgot that going fast was easy, steering and braking... not so much.
So they hung fuzzy dice from the rear view mirror so they could see how hard the car was pulling to the left or right to improve their chances of not dying... poor James Dean... It's hard to calculate the polar moment of inertia when you're about to hit a guard rail, and math was never his strong suit.
ANYWAY, the fuzzy dice are in this circuit to provide visual feedback to the user that the scat is about to hit the fan if they push it too hard... safety first I always say.
Ladies and Gents... I present to you... the 50 watt Radius...
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LOL!!!!!!!! Marvelous!
So that's why the fuzzy dice, eh? Who knew. And here all this time I thought they were to keep dogs from levitating.
So that's why the fuzzy dice, eh? Who knew. And here all this time I thought they were to keep dogs from levitating.
I'll bet that dog, when running real fast can corner amazingly well... tell me, truthfully.... It has NEVER hit the wall in a curve, has it... see... I was right. Fuzzy dice save lives. It's a fact.
Is that a dog a Schipperke?
Love it! Spot on Zen, and i can confirm, on closer inspection, this little chap was chilling inside....
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Hey Handsome ......
(oh boy, I've been dying to say that)
Is that a mesh wick the kritter's holding?
So now, are we going to have hamster races to determine mean power values?
Recommended diets to get the most out of our hamsters?
Cotton vs. EcoWool fuzzy dice flame wars?
Recommended diets to get the most out of our hamsters?
Cotton vs. EcoWool fuzzy dice flame wars?
THAT'S THE GUY! Feed him WELL and you may be able to get 75 watts, he looks like a pretty high CDR hamster right there... Name him "Samsung".
Not a chance... those guys are fearless... they know Ohms Law... it's like a magic force field protecting ALL that believe in it from harm...
Good golly I hope so! AND if you push it REALLY hard, you'll need to carry a spare, but do NOT.... I repeat... do NOT carry loose Hamsters in your pocket... when they vent it makes a terrible mess... get a safe hamster case to prevent that.
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