Had to be done...of course the edits are mine
“This is my kabuki, there are many like it but this one is mine. My kabuki is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as i master my life. Without me it is useless, without my kabuki i am useless.
I will vape my kabuki true, i must vape straighter than my cigarette smoking friend who is trying to kill me, i must vape him before he second hand smokes me….i will. My kabuki and myself know what counts in the war on analogs, it’s not the juice we vape, the noise of our clearomizer, nor the billowing idiot clouds they make. We know that it is crushing that cigarette pack that counts. We will crush it…
My kabuki is human, even as i, because it is my life. Thus i will learn it as a brother, learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its coils and its chimney. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my kabuki clean and ready, even as i am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before the universe i swear this creed, my kabuki and myself are the vapers of our country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy but big tobacco.”