Official Vapor4Life Contest Thread

[dohsma]

Hello All,

It's been a while since we had a contest, but it's been pointed out that we need to bring a little fun back to this place. So here we go.

This contest was inspired by seeing so many old friends the last couple of day, and Lillmew's haiku thread.

So here's the contest.... Best haiku or limerick (thanks Wade) wins. The way it works is that you can post as many times as you want in this thread, and later this weekend (Sunday-ish), I will open the official submission thread. In that thread you can submit your 3 best haikus and we will have a vote. Prizes are not announced yet, but we will not skimp. There will be 5-10 total prizes.

Here's the twist... If you win a prize you will pay it forward to someone else on the forum (thanks Ryan). So really this is just a fun contest with a community building twist.

Submissions can be about V4L, vaping, or someone on the forum (keep it nice). And everyone who participates will receive at minimum a 5ml bottle of our not yet released USA Made juice.

I'll start the fun

Vapefest was a blast
Old and new vapers alike
can't wait for Vegas

 

[LilMew]

My battery’s dead
Red Cow’s up in my carto
Will the toaster work?


Sticker’d my black batt.
Sweet kisses for my auto
That is how I roll


Where my Vapers at?
I would stalk you if I could!
That’s not creepy, right?

 

[thelook]

I LOVE the contest twist!!!!!
Great idea!!!

 

[thelook]

I vape 4 my life.
My thanks to Vapor4Life.
And so can you too.

 

[keyzygirl]

There once was a guy named Born

oh wait forget it...........

 

[Mabbo]

Once upon a time,
I met this girl that’s a nine
We partied till the break of dawn,
We ended up back on my lawn

She whispered in my ear,
Give me 12 inches my dear
But I want it to hurt, so don’t be a skirt

So I did her twice….
Then hit her in the head with a brick

Ok, silliness over J

Mabbo

 

[CatMommy]

There once was a guy named Born

oh wait forget it...........

LMAO.....sorry, that was funny.

 

[CatMommy]

I am not clever.
Just looking for the free juice.
Will this entry do?

LOL...sorry...couldn't resist that one.

 

[dohsma]

I am not clever.
Just looking for the free juice.
Will this entry do?

LOL...sorry...couldn't resist that one.

LOL... Just remember to submit in the thread later in the week... but it'll do

 

[jcdrgnfly]

Used to stink of smoke
Now I smell like cinnamon
Thank you V4L

(I'll try to do better when I'm more awake )

 

[sooperdrave]

its my third haiku
for vapor4life contest
cant think of anything.

i used to smoke lots
now i vape juice even more
and dont save money

i love the wow juice
and cant wait for US made
wheres my sour apple

 

[LilMew]

There once was a guy named Born

oh wait forget it...........

There once was a guy from Toronto
He’d do anything you’d want to
Liked eating Poutine
It looked really obscene
Surely a thing that would haunt you!

 

[CatMommy]

I'll do a real one cause I feel guilty now...(Catholic)

I LOVE my Wowboy.
It keeps me off analogs.
Send a gallon please.

 

[GiMante]

Gotta go google "haiku"
While I vape on my XL
Thanks for everything V4L

 

[keyzygirl]

There once was a forum called Vapor4Life.
The newbies and oldies were having much strife.
Then Jenjen came back,
and ended the smack.
and noone got cut by a knife.

 

[sooperdrave]

There once was a forum called Vapor4Life.
The newbies and oldies were having much strife.
Then Jenjen came back,
and ended the smack.
and noone got cut by a knife.

lol! nice one.

 

[dohsma]

There once was a forum called Vapor4Life.
The newbies and oldies were having much strife.
Then Jenjen came back,
and ended the smack.
and noone got cut by a knife.

Keyzy very clever... LOVE it

 

[LorraineS]

This contest sounds great.When I started you had so many great contests--loved the video ones.I always loved viewing the entries here & learned so much--helped me feel like part of the family.I did not enter those but it was fun trying to place an order to win a PT.with the right order number.I did not win but I now own 4 PTs & love them,wore out the buttons on 2 manuals already-6 months.That's how much I use them!!! Great product!!Love the newest batteries also..

 

[Mabbo]

Ok so here is a real one.

There once was a man named Scott
He paid big tobacco a lot

He coughed and he wheezed,
He snored and he sneezed
And smelled like an ashtray no doubt

Till one wonderful day
When a website came his way
and to himself he thought

Why not try these, they could be a breeze
So he got his credit card out

So here ends the story of the man named Scott
Who finally put the analogs out!
And to the King his loyalty goes
And big tobacco can suck his hose

Mabbo

 

[Justin25]

Bye Bye Cigs,
Your gonna miss me,
Now my wife,
is gonna kiss me.
I don't smell,
I don't stink,
Vapins so good,
vape, don't think.
It's too late,
Im on the wagon,
I wont fall off,
So stop your naggin,
Vapor for life,
is quite the best,
taste so good,
forget the rest.
Contests come,
Then there gone,
Let me win,
to pass it on.