Oh Good, Finally A Rehab Center For "Vapes Addiction"

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Plumes.91

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Vapes Addiction And The Best Rehab Centers For Treatment

Figured this would give some a laugh, some a fit of anger... It seems there are rehabs popping-up around our great little country with "VAPES ADDICTION" programs... you guessed it, for those addicted to vaping.... NICOTINE-products. (e-liquid) No, I'm not talking the OTHER "vapes" I'm talking about a rehabilitation program to help you through the THROWS of VAPES ADDICTION... AKA nicotine addiction, via the personal-vaporizer route of administration...

If anyone would like support for their addiction, I just want you all to know that I am HERE for you, no matter what... I know what it's like to wake up with my PV still sticking out of my hand. In the morning, ready for breakfast. (but first, another vape! the horror!!)

Idk. Above is an article explaining a little more about this phenomenon... Enjoy! :D
 

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That's great!

There's an addiction centre around the corner from my house and almost everyone I see there smokes cigarettes. It is mainly drug and booze addiction though.

So at a vape addiction program, can you do drugs, drink booze or smoke cigarettes while "getting better"?
 

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Do they have a seven step program for Shinyitis?
Probably at the same treatment centre. We'd be with all the cool people that have shopping addictions, bingo addictions, ventriloquism addictions, are addicted to watching The Food Channel and people with Dungeons & Dragons addictions. Yup. The real serious ones.
 

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Probably at the same treatment centre. We'd be with all the cool people that have shopping addictions, bingo addictions, ventriloquism addictions, are addicted to watching The Food Channel and people with Dungeons & Dragons addictions. Yup. The real serious ones.

Baha ha. Did you see the list of addictions, man o man. I guess its not worth living anymore, LOL. Rip off artists and dr. know it all`s have no place in recovery!

 
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Now all that's needed are clinics for caffeine, sex, money, driving, breathing, independence, working, electronics, food, water, thinking, happiness, living, and/or shopping addiction. Let me know if I forgot to add something to the list....
You forgot the addiction to living. Although you covered it with breathing I suppose ;)

Then there is the addiction to being against addiction.

Addicted to religion? Ohh but wait we are supposed to be addicted to that.
 

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You forgot the addiction to living. Although you covered it with breathing I suppose ;)

Then there is the addiction to being against addiction.

Addicted to religion? Ohh but wait we are supposed to be addicted to that.

Haha. It's THAT important.

Hypocrisy knows no bounds in this world, especially if it makes someone feel like a big strong, steaming pile.
 

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Ohh there is nothing like a self righteous hypocrite except another one.

We're all hypocrites, to a certain degree, but intentions are what really set it apart.

On a side-note, breathing is a prerequisite to survive; thinking is a prerequisite to live meaningfully.
 

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Can you imagine if all of us who have shinyitis on this forum suddenly sought treatment? We would cause them to decide to close down almost immediately.
25 more minutes and I will have made it thru my 1 yr vapeversary without buying anything shiny to celebrate.
 

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Vapes Addiction And The Best Rehab Centers For Treatment

Figured this would give some a laugh, some a fit of anger... It seems there are rehabs popping-up around our great little country with "VAPES ADDICTION" programs... you guessed it, for those addicted to VAPING.... NICOTINE-products. (e-liquid) No, I'm not talking the OTHER "vapes" I'm talking about a rehabilitation program to help you through the THROWS of VAPES ADDICTION... AKA nicotine addiction, via the personal-vaporizer route of administration...

If anyone would like support for their addiction, I just want you all to know that I am HERE for you, no matter what... I know what it's like to wake up with my PV still sticking out of my hand. In the morning, ready for breakfast. (but first, another vape! the horror!!)

Idk. Above is an article explaining a little more about this phenomenon... Enjoy! :D
Reading the propaganda, it's obvious they are out to scam unsuspecting folks, I do believe they won't find any vapers that fall for it though, lol.
 
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