Awesome! I was just about to check my bank account and order as much DIY juice as I could.

OMG... YOU HAD ME!!!
Damnit.... the stupid thing is it's actually believable... gov't could pull something like that...tuck it in with another law bundle and then go... oh hey, guess what... you're all now peddling drugs and you're all going to jail for using illicit drugs...
i was going to spend my entire emergency fund to get as much as i could and then stash it everywhere i can.
Okay - that was the most excellent April Fools joke that ever got me!
My heart was racing.
The table went silent. Family members turned white. I'm thinking - no way - call the lawyers - call the media - scream from the top of the mountain - rally the troops and check my pockets for bail money!
Thanks for the adrenaline rush!
and now when you order from overseas or the states it completely bypasses customs and is brought to your door by a playboy bunny carrying a twelve pack of beer.Agreed, I brought a black cloud down on us all. I think next year I'll be making my joke about how the govt is providing free e-juice and vaping equipment to anyone interested in quitting smoking.
That should work out better for us, just in case I keep my April fools powers.