Perkins Paste
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So, I arrived home from a long day to find the "Perkins Paste" purple mail in the box a few minutes ago.
Being somewhat excited, I ran in, whipped out a fresh tank and prepared to go.
I quickly cracked open the bottle and my first thought was, Yikes! "What the hell is this stuff?" The bouquet or should I say odor, almost knocked me backwards.
Not being faint of heart, I forged ahead with serious doubt in mind, loaded up, and fired off just moments ago.
Right away the cat hissed at me and ran out the door. The dogs farted and my wife left me.................
To go to the store.
My eyes are now watering profusely and I think I may have just blurped my shorts a wee bit.
If things are not bad enough, my neighbors are completely freaked out (my windows and doors are open) and the local hazardous material response team is now on the way to my house.
I should of listened and stayed well clear of this concoction but no, I just had to find out for myself.
Mechanically extracted beef protein mixed with anchovy? Take my advice and stay away. If you happen to come in contact with this substance....RUN!!! as fast as you can in the opposite direction. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Damn you Clark!......Luv u Man!...........................
Being somewhat excited, I ran in, whipped out a fresh tank and prepared to go.
I quickly cracked open the bottle and my first thought was, Yikes! "What the hell is this stuff?" The bouquet or should I say odor, almost knocked me backwards.
Not being faint of heart, I forged ahead with serious doubt in mind, loaded up, and fired off just moments ago.
Right away the cat hissed at me and ran out the door. The dogs farted and my wife left me.................
To go to the store.
My eyes are now watering profusely and I think I may have just blurped my shorts a wee bit.
If things are not bad enough, my neighbors are completely freaked out (my windows and doors are open) and the local hazardous material response team is now on the way to my house.
I should of listened and stayed well clear of this concoction but no, I just had to find out for myself.
Mechanically extracted beef protein mixed with anchovy? Take my advice and stay away. If you happen to come in contact with this substance....RUN!!! as fast as you can in the opposite direction. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Damn you Clark!......Luv u Man!...........................
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Dude, I live in a condo, odors and sounds carry. My cats sing the ancient song of their people LOUDLY when I break out the paste. They think it's some ritual. Like the great Egyptian cat-goddess Bast is about to appear. Maybe the paste reminds them of cat mummies. I'm talking "bring in da noise, bring in da funk" It's a miracle they haven't kicked me out of the building. I'm waiting for my third shipment of paste. I might be homeless soon.
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Yep, this stuff is so bad, I may just have to go for a second order myself but then, I am a sucker for punishment.
This is so close to beef melt and the tripe we use for crawfish bait. I was used to smelling it and having to lick it off my hands, I just had to try vaping it. Perfect match. I don't know how NT did it, given the only crawfish in Nebraska are used for fishing, but they nailed it....again.
So, I arrived home from a long day to find the "Perkins Paste" purple mail in the box a few minutes ago.
Being somewhat excited, I ran in, whipped out a fresh tank and prepared to go.
I quickly cracked open the bottle and my first thought was, Yikes! "What the hell is this stuff?" The bouquet or should I say odor, almost knocked me backwards.
Not being faint of heart, I forged ahead with serious doubt in mind, loaded up, and fired off just moments ago.
Right away the cat hissed at me and ran out the door. The dogs farted and my wife left me.................
To go to the store.
My eyes are now watering profusely and I think I may have just blurped my shorts a wee bit.
If things are not bad enough, my neighbors are completely freaked out (my windows and doors are open) and the local hazardous material response team is now on the way to my house.
I should of listened and stayed well clear of this concoction but no, I just had to find out for myself.
Mechanically extracted beef protein mixed with anchovy? Take my advice and stay away. If you happen to come in contact with this substance....RUN!!! as fast as you can in the opposite direction. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Damn you Clark!......Luv u Man!...........................
LMAO - that's an exceptionally fresh bottle of paste - you should call the HAZMAT team.
No one with paste every goes homeless - you can always crash in my garage (as long as you leave the paste outside)
You have an exceptional palate - no doubt totally ruined by the paste experience... LMAO
Ive never had anchovies, the smell has always warded me off. If this flavor is still available thurs or fri I will have to order it thanks to this thread.
You don't wanna order that dude, it'll make you smell like a fabric seat from a 1970s Long John Silvers restaurant.
Ild like to think the Paste had less farts through it then a seat from LJS.
After reading more my damn cat is already pretty annoying.
Nope still going to have to try this stuff.
ETA: Going to have to get the Root Beer Float as well.
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I feel I should post the following warning about this Perkin's Paste. Folks, it's called "paste" for a reason. Today, while squeezing a fresh supply of the paste into my tank, I managed to get some on my thumb and neglected to wash my hands. After vaping for a few minutes, I realized I had accidentally glued my thumb to the power button on my mod. The adhesion of the paste rivaled that of Super Glue. I tried numerous chemical and mechanical methods to try and free my thumb from the device with no luck, and I was getting a little bit anxious because I needed to use the restroom and I'm not particularly ambidextrous. Finally, I saturated the area of thumb/button bonding with turnip juice and it immediately dissolved the paste. Unfortunately, when the paste unexpectedly dissolved, I dropped my mod into the toilet. I feel it only fair to expect Nicoticket to replace the mod, since it was their product that was ultimately responsible for me ruining my custom-made Provari.
I believe that for safety reasons, everyone should be warned that rubber gloves should be worn while handling the Perkin's Paste tube, and any skin exposure should immediately be washed with soap and water. I would also recommend, as a preventative measure, that all consumers of this product keep a bottle of turnip juice on hand for emergency use.
I believe that for safety reasons, everyone should be warned that rubber gloves should be worn while handling the Perkin's Paste tube, and any skin exposure should immediately be washed with soap and water. I would also recommend, as a preventative measure, that all consumers of this product keep a bottle of turnip juice on hand for emergency use.
I happen to LOVEEEEE Anchovies!!! I always keep 3or 4 cans in the cupboard! If its available next week ill be ordering a bottle of two!!
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El C, Plausible story all the way up to dunking and ruining the Provari. I cry foul! 
Sounds like a cheap attempt to extort another Provari.
I can't say as I blame you though!
As far as the rest of it, completely believable. This substance has a life form of its own!............
Sounds like a cheap attempt to extort another Provari.
I can't say as I blame you though!
As far as the rest of it, completely believable. This substance has a life form of its own!............
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El C, Plausible story all the way up to dunking and ruining the Provari. I cry foul!
Sounds like a cheap attempt to extort another Provari.
I can't say as I blame you though!
As far as the rest of it, completely believable. This substance has a life form of its own!............
A cheap attempt? It was a glorious attempt at extortion.
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El C, Plausible story all the way up to dunking and ruining the Provari. I cry foul!
Sounds like a cheap attempt to extort another Provari.
I can't say as I blame you though!
As far as the rest of it, completely believable. This substance has a life form of its own!............
No,no, I totally believe him, see, it happened to MY custom made Provari as well. Isn't that a coincidence?? I was just about to bring it up too, and you beat me to it.
This is a most unfortunate incident. I was wholly unaware that turnip juice was an effective solution! If I could peel this keyboard off my face I would go to the store and buy some. LMAO
Perkins Paste is out for delivery; I hope it doesn't spontaneously combust with the temps hitting 95 today. Eeps!
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