Proposed Punishment for Provari Thievery ....

[Big Orange Country]

I'm not into the nasty pranks, he just needs to be reminded in a meaningful way that he's in major violation of Marriage Rule #1 - Happy Wife = Happy Life. Torment is definitely called for! I've been married 23 years, the husband knows to fear my wrath!

It is most definitely a two way street.

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

Hmmm... so what toys does he own that he values? That is the key, padawan.

hahaha, oh no. Psychological Warfare is the way to go.

 

[The Ocelot]

Hmmm... so what toys does he own that he values? That is the key, padawan.

You were reading my mind.

Too bad she shares a home with the victim adversary. I have a couple of fun tricks, but he would have to be living elsewhere.

 

[The Ocelot]

#6. Tighten the hinges on the front door a little bit each week. A barely noticeable amount. Once they're used to tugging on the door hard to open it, loosen it back up. Have tissue available in case they bloody their own nose.

I hadn't heard of this one. I like it.


ETA: I've always want to play with these (there's more specific info on each device if you look them up separately). They are currently OOS, but it says they should have more in on 12/9

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f49a/

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

New Stealth Has Been Shipped!

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

1. New ProVari Stealth Mini
2. New ProVari Stealth Extension Cap
3. New bottle (s) of Castle Long Reserve. - 2xs

Check and Check!

 

[dam718]

1. New ProVari Stealth Mini
2. New ProVari Stealth Extension Cap
3. New bottle (s) of Castle Long Reserve. - 2xs

Check and Check!

He is gonna be so mad! What the happened to my credit card! Mother !!!

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

1st Case: - Perp has been found guilty of ProVari Thievery & Deceit in the[COLOR="#green"] 1st degree[/COLOR].
The Jury will decide if the sentence fits the crime. All in favor.... say "Aye"

Aye

 

[BadTrainDriver]

Aye!
Ten characters

 

[StormFinch]

Aye! (plus ten)

 

[Ozwald]

Nay! I'll only vote Aye on 1st degree... it's a Stealth, not a regular Provari!

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

Nay! I'll only vote Aye on 1st degree... it's a Stealth, not a regular Provari!

Noted, 1st degree it is. Charges amended, due to special circumstances.

 

[ScandaLeX]

This is the funniest thread and I may get stoned for even asking this but I don't give a


Why don't you just buy him one of his own or let him just keep the "old" one since apparently he vapes?


LMAOOOOOO!!!!


Oh & that crab juice I hear is the most God awful disgusting thing one can ever vape!

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

This is the funniest thread and I may get stoned for even asking this but ...Why don't you just buy him one of his own or let him just keep the "old" one since apparently he vapes?
LMAOOOOOO!!!

LOL

1st - Negative. When I aquired my Stealth, I asked (in a soft loving voice) if he would like one as well. (as I made him a sammich)
He said, "no, I already have a ProVari that works fine." Soooo.....

2nd- Since said Perp turned down the offer, and proceeded to comit a heinous crime; he is in total violation. He has been dealt with accordingly. The offer was taken off of the table!

 

[Susan W.]

On HIS credit card of course.....

This is the funniest thread and I may get stoned for even asking this but I don't give a


Why don't you just buy him one of his own or let him just keep the "old" one since apparently he vapes?


LMAOOOOOO!!!!


Oh & that crab juice I hear is the most God awful disgusting thing one can ever vape!

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

On HIS credit card of course.....

..........

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

1st Case: - Perp has been found guilty of ProVari Thievery & Deceit in the[COLOR="#green"] 1st degree[/COLOR].
The Jury will decide if the sentence fits the crime. All in favor.... say "Aye"

Aye

Any more " Aye's" ?

 

[ScandaLeX]

Since the prep turned the offer down.....On that note.....AYE! LOL!

Sent from a big phone!

 

[glassgal]

Aye Aye Aye! And then feed him to the dogs! *but not the parts that may give the dogs indigestion*

 

[dam718]

Aye Aye Matey!!! Right the on!!