I want to be able to hold it in front of someone, hit a button, and wipe their memory.
I want it to detect all radar bands.
I want it to power my house during power outages.
I want to set it to stun.
I want it to return to me when
thrown.
I want it to keep my coffee hot.
I want to send text messages from it.
I want it to support a minimum of 100yds of 60lb test line.
I want to turn people into frogs with it.
I want it to hold a standard roll of toilet paper.
I want it to stick to my fridge.
I want it to fill these freakin' E2 R4 Cartomizers.
I want it to land on the Moon.
I want it to broadcast free HD TV.
I want it to change the oil in my vehicles.
I want it in Harley Davidson 105th Anniversary Copper Pearl Metallic and Vivid Black two tone.
I want it to dispense spray cheese.
'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got .... to do.