I'm beggining to think that there should be a designated person who's packing a tranquilizer gun. I'm starting to worry that in all the excitment of a new provari someone may work themselves in to a heart attack or run in to a wall and get a concussion.
Manpower is expensive, sending that guy all over the country with a tranquilizer gun could hurt the profit margin. Simpler solution is that the ProVari should be shipped with a carto full of sedative-laden e-juice.

