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LOL cat video. The only thing most of my cats have tried to communicate to me is "I will eat you after I'm dead."

Oh I've had a few "Here is a part of a dead bird right outside the door as I exited barefoot to smoke my AM cigarette" but I don't believe in the whole "Look at me mommy I am proud/ look at me owner, I bring you a partial bird to show you my love," thing either.

I always interpreted THAT as, "Check it out human, I am trying to make you die of fright and feed you up REAL good so I can eat you after I die."

Waiting for plumbers. I can't decide if I should bathe myself in the water trickle before they get her or wait. Probably BEFORE because from my experiences with plumbers they are highly unpredictable and this is my first plumbing deal in Douglas. They might, like, kill the water entirely and take HOURS to like, fix it up.

I hope they don't switch all my taps. Caliente and all that. Always such an adjustment.
Anna
I vote that you shower infront of the plumber to illustrate your problems!!!
 
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And I came within 3 feet of stepping on a copperhead early this morning while taking my daily walk. Yesterday morning I took my walk before the sun was up. I don't like walking in the dark for that reason. :)
Ah, thats nothing...

Just imagine that you were annas plumber!!!
 
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You know.... You guys... Your comments are not HELPFUL currently. I'd be happy to do a naked rain dance (there is literally NO water now, not even hot, I took a COLD puddle bath this morning because I HAD a feeling. The husband would be so proud he is always wanting me to get in cold mountain springs and that was like today was only you were doing it in tiny half hand INCREMETS.

They could not find the meter (at first) and then they decided it was a water main break, they STILL have not found where water is entering the house, and they might have to get the flag guys out so they can dig. My entire pipe is clogged with dirt and (once they find the break) the are going to "up the pressure really high to flush out the dirt."

I JUST CLEANED ALL THE THINGS ARGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I think I broke my toe, because like I decided after cold spring bath to do yoga I was like ,"Censored this," and I was like "Plumbers deal mainly in poop. They can see me do yoga and just deal." My once concession was to wear a bra. But they were distracting and I also had to move from time to time, and it was in places that were NEW to me yoga wise. That's never good plus I was talking to them and I hit my foot really hard on a rocking chair and like, OMG it hurt,

It's broken. The last time I broke my toe (in my 20s) I went to the doctor and he gave me pain meds (those were the days back then you could like, get opiates by imagining you had a headache, just telling the doctor you thought about headaches every now and then.) LOLOL so the pain meds were nice but all he did is tape it up.

So, I did not even have medical tape so I taped it up with like electrical tape. I did not even take an Advil. I get more like "Appalachia" all the dang time!!!!!!!!!!

Then the "City of Douglas" water guy showed up to "Turn off my mains" and I begged him to go out back and inform the plumbers and also see if he could figure out where water entered the house.

They STILL (apparently) have no clue what is going on. I think they may be out there digging shallowly because keep in MIND I am not paying for this, and Southwest gas just CALLED them (the plumbers) about damage to the line...………

I should probably leave the house before it explodes or something. Only I CAN'T. I have a feeling work may not happen soon in which case I will make my landlord deduct a day's salary out of my rent this month. This is HIS problem NOT mine, ARGH.

But I just really wanted to tell the two of you to go ":censored:yourselves."

I would dance naked ON A STAGE at this point for all this to end,....

:censored:es freaking :censored:es THE PAIR OF YOU.

Anna
 

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Too good, Anna, too good.

You know.... You guys... Your comments are not HELPFUL currently. I'd be happy to do a naked rain dance (there is literally NO water now, not even hot, I took a COLD puddle bath this morning because I HAD a feeling. The husband would be so proud he is always wanting me to get in cold mountain springs and that was like today was only you were doing it in tiny half hand INCREMETS.

They could not find the meter (at first) and then they decided it was a water main break, they STILL have not found where water is entering the house, and they might have to get the flag guys out so they can dig. My entire pipe is clogged with dirt and (once they find the break) the are going to "up the pressure really high to flush out the dirt."

I JUST CLEANED ALL THE THINGS ARGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I think I broke my toe, because like I decided after cold spring bath to do yoga I was like ,"Censored this," and I was like "Plumbers deal mainly in poop. They can see me do yoga and just deal." My once concession was to wear a bra. But they were distracting and I also had to move from time to time, and it was in places that were NEW to me yoga wise. That's never good plus I was talking to them and I hit my foot really hard on a rocking chair and like, OMG it hurt,

It's broken. The last time I broke my toe (in my 20s) I went to the doctor and he gave me pain meds (those were the days back then you could like, get opiates by imagining you had a headache, just telling the doctor you thought about headaches every now and then.) LOLOL so the pain meds were nice but all he did is tape it up.

So, I did not even have medical tape so I taped it up with like electrical tape. I did not even take an Advil. I get more like "Appalachia" all the dang time!!!!!!!!!!

Then the "City of Douglas" water guy showed up to "Turn off my mains" and I begged him to go out back and inform the plumbers and also see if he could figure out where water entered the house.

They STILL (apparently) have no clue what is going on. I think they may be out there digging shallowly because keep in MIND I am not paying for this, and Southwest gas just CALLED them (the plumbers) about damage to the line...………

I should probably leave the house before it explodes or something. Only I CAN'T. I have a feeling work may not happen soon in which case I will make my landlord deduct a day's salary out of my rent this month. This is HIS problem NOT mine, ARGH.

But I just really wanted to tell the two of you to go ":censored:yourselves."

I would dance naked ON A STAGE at this point for all this to end,....

:censored:es freaking :censored:es THE PAIR OF YOU.

Anna
 

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UP in the Diner ~~~
* Show a Pear *
Pork Tenderloin with Roasted Pears, Green Beans and Shallots. Buttery Chicken Base Garlic-Thyme Sauce. Bon Appetit :)

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man, when you said show a pair...

i thought wes gonna see some yogurt pants or somthin!
 

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