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My 2 new pinky ego thing came to me new to this world. I charged it,loved it and filled it with pride. And I killed it your honor. I only had one day with it. I am sure I vaped it to death.
The court acknowledges JoJos confession and charges are being filled with the court to bring this murderess vaper to justice.
Your honor I wish to enter a motion on the behalf of one Tuck. She has issued a confession freely. However, I move that the above named did "murder" said "pink thingy" entirely by accident and under duress due to her previous situation. I am sure she is feeling better now and will not harm any future PVs. What say you your honor on my motion?
Plus, she has the prettiest smile around, who could prosecute that?
Someone needs to come lock up my baby...he is an eGo charger KILLER!
Just pulled apart a Third one
8-o
Just pulled apart a Third one
8-o
The court recognizes Eekaa Chu's motion and grants full immunity to one Tuck on grounds of a contagious smile
Thank you Judge dlite...this court shows compassion for those who admit their wrongdoings. Now what say you regarding JoJo and Untamedrose? Do they need legal counsel? I am available pro bono...(as this is a giving place). What say you your honor.
This new attorney eekachu? Why she was just a victim in the last case heard. She has recovered nicely...what with being violated and the theft of the nightie and well.......it seems improper for one eeekachu to return to the court at such a difficult time.....That is a bit fishy. Do we have another case of unswedishfishidy?
This new attorney eekachu? Why she was just a victim in the last case heard. She has recovered nicely...what with being violated and the theft of the nightie and well.......it seems improper for one eeekachu to return to the court at such a difficult time.....That is a bit fishy. Do we have another case of unswedishfishidy?
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JoJo and Rose will be brought up on no charges for their own admissions. Court is taking a recess and will resume on Monday afternoon.
I am thrilled to not have to see this picture behind bars.
I am also happy I will not be wearing a prison jumpsuit.
Thank you to my defender and the honorable judge.
I will forever be in your debt.
I am also happy I will not be wearing a prison jumpsuit.
Thank you to my defender and the honorable judge.
I will forever be in your debt.
My traumatic experience with the madman (one lox) spurred me on to seek justice and protection for the downtrodden and unfortunate. Tuck's case was a clear cut accidental and justifiable homicide. I hope we can work together ms. bonniegirl to defend the rights of unfortunate PV offenders everywhere, and help bring the homicidal vapors to justice. I look forward to working by your side in the pursuit of justice!
No thanks needed, I was simply doing my civic duty and protecting the innocent.Tuck said:
Your fabulous smile is payment enough as I plan to offer my services pro bono along side our gallant defender Ms. bonniegirl.
I take great care of my equip. And it takes great care of me I don't kill attys even at 5 vts and have only been through 1 carto in my 5 vt juice box I love my equip.
We applaud and thank you good citizen for your conscientious care of your attys and PVs!
I have to report hubby. he somehow killed 2 batts yesterday. I have explained over and over how to care for them so I have called pv protective services to have them taken into custody. he is only allowed to have manual batts now. Now I just have to order some
The court is looking for any material witness's on behalf of Pm and the pending case aginst the listed party
Your Honor
This motion to suppress the confessions of one Superbals and one JoJogardner are submitted by the firm of bonniegirl Eekachu esq. We ask that the new prosecutor zbasspro be recused from this case as he is a consulting psychiatrist for this court. His understanding of manipulation, head tricks and tom-foolery may cloud his ability to properly seek justice.
We also ask for no change in venue as each have ties to this community which would serve their case as the jury would truly be peers.
We also submit that your honor allow for vaping in the court as it is not a part of the smoking regulations.
Please report your findings on above said motions as soon as court is resumed.
I also ask that atty protective services be notified on the cases of said minor child of
the reporting parent and of the spouse of the case of husband vs. PV. These cases need a full report of safety of surroundings and actual ability levels of said users.
I also ask that court hand down a cub scout badge to those who have no charges but freely brag about their atty and PV success. They are clearly good boy and girl scouts. Is the court able to provide this?
This motion to suppress the confessions of one Superbals and one JoJogardner are submitted by the firm of bonniegirl Eekachu esq. We ask that the new prosecutor zbasspro be recused from this case as he is a consulting psychiatrist for this court. His understanding of manipulation, head tricks and tom-foolery may cloud his ability to properly seek justice.
We also ask for no change in venue as each have ties to this community which would serve their case as the jury would truly be peers.
We also submit that your honor allow for vaping in the court as it is not a part of the smoking regulations.
Please report your findings on above said motions as soon as court is resumed.
I also ask that atty protective services be notified on the cases of said minor child of
the reporting parent and of the spouse of the case of husband vs. PV. These cases need a full report of safety of surroundings and actual ability levels of said users.
I also ask that court hand down a cub scout badge to those who have no charges but freely brag about their atty and PV success. They are clearly good boy and girl scouts. Is the court able to provide this?
Surprise surprise! The prosecuting attorney is bring charges against himself, and currently seeking representation. In the last 2 days two of my batts have passed on. I loved "the blunt" I would have never done anything intentional to harm it. I also lost one of my eulb yawuaB batts 650mah.
I'm too stresses ATM to go into details and at this time am pleading the 5th. boB
I'm too stresses ATM to go into details and at this time am pleading the 5th. boB
Dr zbasspro
attorney eekachu and I must ask you not to give any further information to the judge, the courts or the PV CSIs....*wait...we need some of them....wonder can we get the dude with the sunglasses, he figures everything out*....Please do not give press interviews as there are allegations of false reporting, rumors and even "misunderstandings of circumstances." For this reason, we will represent you only if you are willing to not incriminate yourself. It is a jungle up there....uhmm...out there.
We await Judge dlites rulings on these matters.
Looks as though you will not get your cubscout badge..... that is soooo unfortunate as they are worth a lot.....they are.
Look forward to assisting you in this matter...pro bono of course as this is a very "GIVING PLACE!"
attorney eekachu and I must ask you not to give any further information to the judge, the courts or the PV CSIs....*wait...we need some of them....wonder can we get the dude with the sunglasses, he figures everything out*....Please do not give press interviews as there are allegations of false reporting, rumors and even "misunderstandings of circumstances." For this reason, we will represent you only if you are willing to not incriminate yourself. It is a jungle up there....uhmm...out there.
We await Judge dlites rulings on these matters.
Looks as though you will not get your cubscout badge.....
that is soooo unfortunate as they are worth a lot.....they are.Look forward to assisting you in this matter...pro bono of course as this is a very "GIVING PLACE!"
I strongly second my senior partner's recommendations in this matter. You would best serve yourself at this juncture by exercising your right to remain silent.Dr zbasspro
attorney eekachu and I must ask you not to give any further information to the judge, the courts or the PV CSIs....*wait...we need some of them....wonder can we get the dude with the sunglasses, he figures everything out*....Please do not give press interviews as there are allegations of false reporting, rumors and even "misunderstandings of circumstances." For this reason, we will represent you only if you are willing to not incriminate yourself. It is a jungle up there....uhmm...out there.
We await Judge dlites rulings on these matters.
Looks as though you will not get your cubscout badge.....
Look forward to assisting you in this matter...pro bono of course as this is a very "GIVING PLACE!"
Now, your honor defense counsel wishes to place into evidence at this time, Mr. Zbasspro's extensive philanthropic record. The generosity of one boB, and his associated lady, one "Missy", can be attested to by countless material witnesses. What say you your honor?
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