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Mr. Lox! Please remember yourself! You are an official of the court now and may no longer behave in the previous manner to which you are accustomed. Now, Please come down from evidence table, we can all see up your nightie....and your boots are leaving scuff marks....***sigh***Do it PoP! Kill kill kill. Come over to the dark side. Hehehe (evil laugh)
We have better parties oh and we're soon getting a health plan.
Mr. PoP I must caution you against any atty violence in the courtroom. I must also caution you against listening to, associating with, or even being in the same room with Mr. Lox.
No, we are not sure what is wrong with him, but we are relatively sure its contagious....
(Dry burns an atty in front of the court for all to see)
Bonnie, we've lost another one. Lox has converted another fragile young innocent to his life of debauchery. Will this never end?!
Balif Take this vaper into custody for contempt, And take away his pv's for the length of no more than 1 hour.
<------overheard and "took notes" of a conversation of Lox frying an 801 auto batt, something about "drowning". IMO he has been vaping long enough to know the difference between 3 drops and 3MLs when it comes to dripping. He said something about drip tips and funnels IDK, I'm sure he'll be in here bragging any minute. boB
Bahahaha. Yes I killed another battery. Can't drip on an auto you say. Fooey. I'll drip on anything. Kill them all let god sort them out. I'm dripping in an auto right now. You can't stop me.
Actually somebody stop me please. It was cheaper to smoke.
Ooh there we go stop me or I'll go back to analogs. Gotcha there didn't I?
I'm on my way to the stop n go right now. Bwahaha. Marlboro reds please.
Squirrel!? Where?
Actually somebody stop me please. It was cheaper to smoke.
Ooh there we go stop me or I'll go back to analogs. Gotcha there didn't I?
I'm on my way to the stop n go right now. Bwahaha. Marlboro reds please.
Squirrel!? Where?
Bahahaha. Yes I killed another battery. Can't drip on an auto you say. Fooey. I'll drip on anything. Kill them all let god sort them out. I'm dripping in an auto right now. You can't stop me.
Actually somebody stop me please. It was cheaper to smoke.
Ooh there we go stop me or I'll go back to analogs. Gotcha there didn't I?
I'm on my way to the stop n go right now. Bwahaha. Marlboro reds please.
Squirrel!? Where?
Pssst....Lox....hey loxy over here .....
***beckoning from behind the judges desk***
I have squirrels....and a nightie.....In fact I have a nightie, with squirrels printed on it.....and they're wearing boots....come and get it....
Is somebody ready with that giant butterfly net?....you called the little men in white coats right?......No?....erm....aw crud....here he comes!
~Gavel slams the desk~ Balif place Eekaa Chu in restrants as our Psych Doc evaluates her mental stamina...&*^% i ment stability. What say you Lox is her sanity at a level to be released into public or does she need to serve some time in your hospital.
The court will await your findings
The court will await your findings
Your Honor.
I used an atty with CinnaBomb. This will be the one I abuse to no end. Premeditated? Yes! Will be doing all sorts of unethical experiments to rid this atty of its foul. I plead insanity through no fault of my own.
I used an atty with CinnaBomb. This will be the one I abuse to no end. Premeditated? Yes! Will be doing all sorts of unethical experiments to rid this atty of its foul. I plead insanity through no fault of my own.
Well as my co-counsel is MIA and you have me locked up pending "evaluation" by the madman, I suppose we can't do much in court...
I would love to offer my services as defense counsel. However, the honorable judge Dlite has prevented me from doing my civic duty. You'd probably do better to fling yourself on the mercy of another court.
***whispering***
I think our judge is in league with the shrink aka lox. They are plotting something, that's why they're trying to keep me out of the way.
***banging tin cup against jail bars***
Attica!!!! Atticaaaaa!!!
The counsilors release is pending what Mr. Lox's report has to say. I will allow her to preform her civic duty by defending crazed vapors and atty abusers to the best of her ability but with that being said I will allow for the insanity plea but the ball is now in your court to prove to me that cinnabomb has made you Insane. If it were TV AC then there would be no contest but as its cinnabomb I have my doubts.
Your honor is most gracious...I will consult with my new client and report back to you with all due haste
***deep respectful curtsey***
Pez, we're gonna have to do a little better than an Insanity via tainted Cinnabomb defense. It will never fly in this courtroom.
Are you sure it wasn't the TV juice instead...think back....remember....it was TV AC wasn't it....yes, that's it....
Your honor my client has had a moment to recall the event....we wish to change the plea to not guilty by reason of insanity induced by a bad batch of Atom....Um AC.
We eagerly await your decision your honor
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