PV and Atty Abuse Reporting Thread

[zbasspro]

what would this court become If I, Start handing out reduced sentences. That would be a Justifiable Aticide but if you wish counselor I can change the sentence to have her vape for one hour a day the TV Co-op juice. What say you in the matter??

What a warped Judge we have here! His idea of a reduced sentence is the death sentence Would sifting the floating goo be allowed prior to vaping?

On an unrelated note I though the influence of others here was effecting my atty and PV upbringing. I was having attys walk all over me! I found Purity Flavor Eraser and that stuff is like antibiotics for sick attys, if only I knew of this stuff when Chippy became ill.

I have ordered the Nico chrome wire and plan to unearth Chippy and look into preforming surgery on him, I hold out hope that some that that lil guy and I will vape 100MG either here or in the here after. boB

 

[Eekaa Chu]

What a warped Judge we have here! His idea of a reduced sentence is the death sentence Would sifting the floating goo be allowed prior to vaping?

On an unrelated note I though the influence of others here was effecting my atty and PV upbringing. I was having attys walk all over me! I found Purity Flavor Eraser and that stuff is like antibiotics for sick attys, if only I knew of this stuff when Chippy became ill.

I have ordered the Nico chrome wire and plan to unearth Chippy and look into preforming surgery on him, I hold out hope that some that that lil guy and I will vape 100MG either here or in the here after. boB

I'm glad there are other level heads here in this matter. I do move that should Ms. Star choose the later of the punishments offered, that she should indeed be allowed to strain any floating goo, foreign objects, cat hairs, alien body parts, etc from the mixture before vaping.

On another note.....

Don't do it boB!!! Let poor chippy rest in peace! You will only bring yourself further pain and misery should this mad Frankenstein experiment fail. I appeal to your better judgement sir...think of the attys.

 

[lynleestar]

As I have been deemed a 'box abuser' I will fulfill my punishment obligations in full. Of course if I am being offered my choice, the obvious choice would be the latter~!

So far so good today, haven't destroyed any PV's or attys~! Still a LOOOOONG day ahead though~!

Lynlee

 

[DLite]

Bring forth the next case

 

[DLite]

Wow no cases to be tried today this is nice I think everyone is afraid of the TV Co-op Midget

 

[beebopnjazz]

Your Honor, I'd like to bring before this court a case of multiple PV deaths by 1 owner. I believe it needs to be investigated whether these deaths are to be classified as S"PV"Ds (sudden PV death syndrom) or a willful and wanton case of neglect/abuse. It is the prosecution's recommendation that social services be summoned to determine this situation and report back to this Honorable Court.

 

[bonniegirl]

The defense objects to this Jazzy prosecutor from Filthydelphia.....uhmm....Philadelphia....she refuses to mention defendants name in these charges and thereby prevents same from obtaining counsel and that is against the civil rights of this alleged "abuser"...and *well who do we bill?*...we ask for the full name of this person being denied the ability to due diligience and ....*stops to listen to Mr. Walker whispering in her ear......what?...empty?....impossible....why only last night there were 4 fingers left at least.....Yes, I understand...a MR Lox ....in the office....uh huh...and ......ok.....well post haste to the State...uhmm....liquor....uhmmm...supply store....YES....supply store and tell Mr Walker I will be with him in a few minutes*

Your honor, so sorry for the interuption.....the defense rests on this matter and asks for prosecution to release all discovery in this matter.

*rushes off adjusting wig tape which is becoming unstuck and clip claps the Manolos down aisle*

EEKachu...*no Bless yous necessary, it is her name for the sake of God! These people get on my last nerve*.......meet me in the office, I need to speak with you.

 

[beebopnjazz]

With all due respect your Honor, the prosecution is merely requesting an inquiry and fail to see any reason to "drag through the mud" the user's name at this juncture. *leaves dragging through the mud, the bushes and swinging from the trees to the defense....which they are quite adept at*

The prosecution requests the appearance of Mr. Walker your Honor. We suspect that Ms. Bonniegirl is hearing voices but no one is there.....perhaps a "Harvey" situation....or would that be a "wallbanger" situation?

 

[Eekaa Chu]

Your honor, I must agree with my co-counsel. The prosecutions refusal to release the name of this "alleged" offender is suspicious at best.
How do we know that the prosecutor is not attempting to extort this vaper for juices or equipment in exchange for her silence, or to "make it all go away".
I feel these worries are founded and appropriately expressed as prosecution has made continuous accusations against the character of my firm, my partner and most of all myself.

The last time I checked, this was still a free country. That it includes my inalienable right to chase cats, play in bushes, carouse in swings and other such.....endeavors.

I continue to perform my duties to the court despite the tragic and horrifying beginnings to my tenure here, and I regret that the prosecution must stoop to such tactics in an effort to gain the upper hand.

Now, I reiterate the defense's petition for the release of the identity of the accused, immediately!

What say you your honor?

 

[DLite]

Your Honor, I'd like to bring before this court a case of multiple PV deaths by 1 owner. I believe it needs to be investigated whether these deaths are to be classified as S"PV"Ds (sudden PV death syndrom) or a willful and wanton case of neglect/abuse. It is the prosecution's recommendation that social services be summoned to determine this situation and report back to this Honorable Court.

I will allow this case to be brought into my court and I will order that PVPS look into this matter *Whispers to the prosecution whom is suppose to be interviewed and observed?*

 

[Eekaa Chu]

***rushes breathlessly into the law office of bonniegirl and Eekaa Chu (no I did not sneeze! dag nabbit! cut that out!!!) esq.***

***stopping to dust cat hairs and stray branches from her brand new boots***

Bonnie....boooonieee?

Where is that woman? Asks for a meeting then disappears.....Bonnie?

***looks around office, spotting Mr. Walker leaning against the bookshel.......

Well hello there Tall, dark and handsome......Don't you look fetching today? What's that? ***giggles*** You're so smooth.....

No! What would bonnie say? Don't think I don't know about the 2 of you! You should be ashamed!

***a brief skirmish ensues....a loud crash follows***

Mr. Walker??? Um...Johnnie?........uh oh....you don't look so good...all over the floor like that

***grabs dustpan and mop, quickly cleaning mess***

Um...Bonnie? I think we need another new secretary, perhaps a nice southern person....from the Daniels family? I know a very sweet lad named Jack...

 

[beebopnjazz]

I will allow this case to be brought into my court and I will order that PVPS look into this matter *Whispers to the prosecution whom is suppose to be interviewed and observed?*

Your Honor, I beg your pardon but it appears that this person is out of town (omg I hope this person hasn't become a flight risk?) and will not return until after the upcoming holiday. *whispers to the Judge that the person of interest is one Ms. Jojogardener*

Now, if your Honor is so indulged, there is another matter that has come to my attention. Perhaps for the following week we could be entertained....um......occupied - yeah, occupied with another matter which could have significant impact on this Court.

While it is well documented that the defense counsel team is "colorful" to say the least. It appears that Ms. Bonniegirl has been seen defending the effects of Mr. Johnny Walker (Ms. Johnnie Walker, is alas, no longer with us), Mr. Jim Beem, Mr. Jack Daniels, Ms. Asti Spumante, and Mr. Sutter Home. Unfortunately, she is so inebriated.....um....taken....with her charges, that she's singing their virtues in Roger Wilco's (and has quite the audience) and has gone as far as crossing the bridge into Pennsylvania to picket the state stores demanding the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania free these same bottles.....um......individuals into her care and custody.

Perhaps it's time to determine whether Ms. Bonniegirl is capable of defending vapers effectively........she has been seen laying across the thresholds of said establishments - barring entrance by others and heard sobbing that they are "hers, all hers!". Your Honor, this is a grave matter indeed, one not to be taken lightly.......but I daresay that perhaps Ms. Bonniegirl should be disbarred to protect the vaping community or at the very least.....censored and reprimanded.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Your Honor! An emergent situation has occurred here.....I've just heard over the police scanner that the Delaware River Port Authority is looking for Ms. Bonniegirl! Apparently she has not only crossed the bridge without paying the toll but she's been moving cases of alcoholic ....um.......she has KIDNAPPED Mr. Johnny Walker, Mr. Jim Beem, Mr. Jack Daniels, Ms. Asti Spumante and Mr. Sutter Home as well as all others who resemble said.....*ahem* persons..and is now wanted by the DRPA!

 

[bonniegirl]

The prosecution has once again stooped to the level of the Fox network *those damned one sided "reporters" (personal agenda hoes)* I merely went through the easy pass lane inadvertently and had no EZ pass sticker. It is $4.00 FGS! *yeah, so what you have to pay to get OUT of Jersey and well it is free to go in...and well....that is horrid...simply horrid even.* It was a simple oversight and is quite a conundrum that Ms. Jazz would be so interested in my personal goings and comings when she seems to BeeBop all over filthydelphia *and boy is it filthy in those areas...UGH....the needle exchanges and the soup kitchens and well....she is out for blood.
This is not a matter for this court your honor....*hic*.....it is not...*hic*

 

[beebopnjazz]

The prosecution has once again stooped to the level of the Fox network *those damned one sided "reporters" (personal agenda hoes)* I merely went through the easy pass lane inadvertently and had no EZ pass sticker. It is $4.00 FGS! *yeah, so what you have to pay to get OUT of Jersey and well it is free to go in...and well....that is horrid...simply horrid even.* It was a simple oversight and is quite a conundrum that Ms. Jazz would be so interested in my personal goings and comings when she seems to BeeBop all over filthydelphia *and boy is it filthy in those areas...UGH....the needle exchanges and the soup kitchens and well....she is out for blood.
This is not a matter for this court your honor....*hic*.....it is not...*hic*

Note the other charges have not been explained by Ms. Bonniegirl! Kidnapping your Honor! Public drunkenness.......as for my being out for blood, wouldn't Ms. Bonniegirl's blood = BLOODY MARY?

 

[loxmythe]

Ever wonder why its free to get into Jersey but you pay to get out?
First of all no one in their right mind would pay to get into Jersey. Secondly we here in Pa made the toll to keep the Riff Raff out.
Apparently it's not working.


Lmao

 

[bonniegirl]

Your Honor..My but you look dapper today, is that a new haircut?...*or a comb over?*....
Ahem, the defense requests that all comments made by one Mr. Lox be stricken from the record. His reputation precedes him your honor...what with the attynapping at my own partner Ms. Eekas home and under the bed and all...tis obvious his word is not the most reliable of sources....*and he is nutty as the squirrels he eats*.....
Firstly, the defense concedes that yes, there is a stench of malodorous atmosphere lying over my beloved State of New Jersey and it has been called the "Armpit of the USA" but this is all conjecture about "Rif-Raf." Why just the other day one Mr. Lox was said to have been seen this summer in Seaside heights with one "Snookie" and was also seen doing GTL with the MVPs. He also has a "No Grenade Zone" bumper sticker on his personal vehicle.
Your Honor, why would I leave this beautiful State of New Jersey? What with all the beautiful sandy beaches..*with medical waste...god forbid he should know*....the Boardwalk and all it's splendor....*and gothic dressed freaks*...and well...the Gem of it all...Atlantic City.....the lights, the stars and the excitement of the throw of the dice....*Father forgive me for I have sinned....lying is a sin....ugh*...Well, It is such a nice place to live and what about Cape May? The gingerbread Victorian homes and the retreat for the priests and nuns and the Knowles Museum...ahh...the arts. Such childhood memories of merriment and fun to be had here. And could one Mr Lox explain the backed up traffic full of Pennsylvania tags heading to OUR beaches on a friday afternoon from Easter to Labor Day?
Rif-Raf...hey???
We ask the record reflect Mr Lox statement have no probative value to this courtroom. This courtroom is to protect attys and PVs from abuse not to judge my character or my comings (woo hoo) or my goings. It is all conjecture at this point.
Your Honor, there is something about your dapperness that is much more dapper than usual. Why you look so young I dare say you are the ........ Clarke of the judiciary!
*leans over to hear partner Ms Eeka Chu whispering in ear........, who called who a ....?............ Clarke Eeka.....WHO IS .... CLARKE???? American Bandstand?.....New Years Rockin Eve?....the Hop?....How old did you say you were?.....NO.....Eeka....just fuhgetaboutit....fuhgetaboutit.....just smile at the Judge and shut your pie hole.....*
Ahem, sorry your honor for the delay....Uhmm....My but you do look marvelous....*hope he buys this load of crap*.....we do hope your honor that you consider the source of this mockery of the judicial system in an attempt to demolish my reputation in an effort to progress the prosecutions cause.
*exits courtroom with partner Ms. Eekachu following behind and speaking in a NON-hushed tone...."why did you call the judge a ....?....Aren't we in enough trouble?...huh....huh?????"........moving more quickly and smiling a pasted on smile and thinking of ways to off the partner*

 

[Eekaa Chu]

***clicks heels on marble floor approaching bulletin board on wall.....tacks up the following***

Due to the recent tirade by my beloved(?) partner ms. bonniegirl, I am accepting applications for the position of personal security/body guard (I need someone to securely guard my body).
I am quite sure my co-counsel meant nothing by her "off my partner" comment. However, I know that people have done stranger things while under the influence of our new secretary Mr. Daniels, and well....you just never know.
Thank you for your time...

***turns to walk away...calling back over shoulder***

Mr. Lox! I see you, put the application back! No I am quite sure I don't need you to do anything of the sort to my body!....really sir such language in these hallowed halls....
you have a squirrel where?.....and whipped cream?

No! No I do not want to see! Oh...goodness! Put that back at once!

You stay back now...I....I'm armed (with my arms at least)....no you may not see my....really sir! Control yourself!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

 

[DLite]

*places guards on all the entrances of the courtroom*

These Defense people are crazy and it is my duty to make sure that no bushes and people by the name of which wont be named are in no harm

*Orders Mr. Lox to mow down all the bushes around the courthouse*

 

[Eekaa Chu]

Not the bushes!!! Anything but the bushes!!! Think of all the innocent cats that may be injured while hiding in said bushes!!!

Oh this is terrible....do you people see what you've caused? All the crazies, the terror, the nighties.....and now the bushes!!!!

***falls down on the floor in a heap, sobbing hysterically***

The bushes....so many memories...B!....all gone....gone, gone, gone.........