PV and Atty Abuse Reporting Thread

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Eekaa Chu

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***strides into court room, head held high...jaw set firmly...suit impeccably tailored and aligned to every natural curve***

Your honor I object to these brazen and unfounded accusations by Ms. Jazz. I hardly think a woman who parades about it thigh high leather boots has much cause to condemn the conduct of others...

That said....I had nothing...I repeat nothing to do with the installation of this alleged swing, and I have conducted no activities with the aforementioned Ms. Montgomery ***knees go a bit weak...quickly recovers*** in this court room or anywhere near by....We have a lovely set of bushes and a perfectly good swing installed in the privacy of my own back yard, and if the prosecutor took the time to do her homework and look at the photos taken by her private investigator that she sent to lurk around my home...(yes, we knew he was there.....why not....that sort of photoshoot is expensive...oh yes, just ignore number 124 to 153, those were personal shots in exchange for copies)....anyways....if she looked at her own ill gotten photos she would know that Ms. Montgomery and I were engaged in activities in my own back yard and not in the sweaty smelly court gym...so there!

I demand that the prosecutor cease and desist her personal attacks on my self and my good partner, and Ms. Montgomery as well! Fabulous woman...worth her weight in gold...positively succulent.....oh...my...***fans self ***...... well...moving along....

Your honor, I would like to return to the facts of the case of the unfortunate Ms. Atlas....The taudry and tarted up "mod" who drove her to destruction is ready to testify....may I call my witness your honor? What say you?
 

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Dear Honorable Judge Dlite
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Pay It Forward

This letter is in regards to my own personal atomizer abuse which lead to the killing of 2 Low Resistance 901 atomizers. The most recent atomizer was pronounced deceased on 11/30/2010 at approximately 2:00pm Pacific Time.

The abuse that led to the death of the most recent victim occurred for over 2 months. The charges to be filed are Abuse of an atomizer, Neglect, Atomizer Endangerment, and Felony Miss-use of an Atomizing device.

Upon examination of the most recently deceased atomizer, it appears that the removal of the bridge, drowning of the coil, stripping of the threads, and multiple dry-burns over a period of 2 months was the cumulative cause of death.

On multiple occasions I attempted to use the low resistance 901 atomizer on a 5v device. It worked, but I only did it twice.

I violently blasted the coil with compressed air in attempts to clean the coil. When that didn't work, I would blast the coil with hot running water.

Needles were inserted through the hole in the bottom of the atomizer in attempts to clean it.

All measures taken to clean or maintain the atomizer were acts of violence or abuse.

The body of the prior deceased LR 901 atomizer has yet to be located.

The recently deceased LR 901 atomizer leaves behind a drip tip, an adapter, and 2 new Riva batteries.

The atomizer has been replaced by a new Cisco LR 901, of which operation is only done under close supervision.
 

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*grabs popcorn and cocoa* this could be good!
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***breathing a sigh of relie....... I think the court is going to be distracted from my case for a few days **weeks, months** I mean needles for goodness sake, a full confession, in WRITING, addressed to the Judge. Whew, I think this case trumps my minor neglect. **clearing throat** Ahem...

Keep dreaming sister, your trial is under way....As soon as that mod gets here...probably in the jury room carousing with those low life EM LR attys....***rolls eyes in disgust***

As for you Mr. Disturbed...disturbed...really?...just threw it right out there didn't ya?.....anywho....as you seem to be afflicted with the ever popular defendant disease flapinyouryapalot....you have created a difficult situation for yourself as well....the outlook is grim as a bushless cat....maybe worse.....However, since you directly contacted the judge with your confession, I can only assume you do not wish to seek counsel, therefore everything I just said is moot....null...void....fuhgettanboutit....I will leave it to our honorable judge to decide your fate at such time as he is available after the trial of the current case...

***fluffs hair, straightens perfectly tailored skirt, and smooths stockings....sighs again***

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I need to locate my witness.....

***clicks out of court room....muttering under breath***

tarted up floozy...already a hostile witness....make me hunt for you....I need to be out of here by 6! I have to see a woman about a bush...and cat...and swing....oh my....

***clicks faster in pursuit or Ms. Mod***
 

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lock him up~!!! Lox has the only key~!


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Dear Honorable Judge Dlite
Court Operations
Pay It Forward

This letter is in regards to my own personal atomizer abuse which lead to the killing of 2 Low Resistance 901 atomizers. The most recent atomizer was pronounced deceased on 11/30/2010 at approximately 2:00pm Pacific Time.

The abuse that led to the death of the most recent victim occurred for over 2 months. The charges to be filed are Abuse of an atomizer, Neglect, Atomizer Endangerment, and Felony Miss-use of an Atomizing Device.

Upon examination of the most recently deceased atomizer, it appears that the removal of the bridge, drowning of the coil, stripping of the threads, and multiple dry-burns over a period of 2 months was the cumulative cause of death.

On multiple occasions I attempted to use the low resistance 901 atomizer on a 5v device. It worked, but I only did it twice.

I violently blasted the coil with compressed air in attempts to clean the coil. When that didn't work, I would blast the coil with hot running water.

Needles were inserted through the hole in the bottom of the atomizer in attempts to clean it.

All measures taken to clean or maintain the atomizer were acts of violence or abuse.

The body of the prior deceased LR 901 atomizer has yet to be located.

The recently deceased LR 901 atomizer leaves behind a drip tip, an adapter, and 2 new Riva batteries.

The atomizer has been replaced by a new Cisco LR 901, of which operation is only done under close supervision.
 

Eekaa Chu

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***quickly trots into the courtroom adorned in a super short faux fur trimmed Ms. Santa Claus outfit with sassy ankle boots in matching faux fur trim, a sprig of holly tucked behind one ear***

Pardon my attire your honor.....the PV court Christmas party is in full swing in the cafeteria...Mr Lox has already had far too much mulled wine, and has twice inquired as to the location of my......well.....never mind, but I assured him that it was safe, and no I do not need it checked for squirrels.....anyways....

That was certainly magnanimous of your honor....excusing the crimin...err....defendants in the spirit of Christmas......You are looking well, and so very good to have you back after your long absence

Ms. Atlas, you got a lucky break kid.....hanging case...no hope.....very lucky.....lucky, lucky, lucky........anyways.....keep your nose clean....

Now....back to that party, your honor is most welcome to come and join in the festivities, of course it might not do for an honorable judge such as your self to be seen cavorting with the likes of the rest of us....but you are welcome......

***clicks off to the cafeteria, enters to find chaos....bonnie is swinging from the chandelier....man this is a nice cafeteria......lox is drinking directly from the punch bowl through a snorkel.....Ms. Montgomery is leaned against the dessert table, a candy cane perched at the edge of her luscious pouty lips***

My, my.....but don't you look festive in that little elf outfit Ms. Montgomery.....simply stunning....You've heard I'm confused....Confused? Me? Not at all....thinking quite clearly as it were....so, tell me sexy.....your bush or mine? Meow.........
 

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I have to thank the Judge and the oh so wise atties for their sound and generous decision regarding my case. Rest assured, I have learned my lesson and will never again confess... hehehe

I also like to thank defense counsel, without whose stylish clothes distracting the judge and wise judgment to play to the strength and weaknesses of those atties, I may never have been vindicated... thought she did seem somewhat distracted by some bush? and cats? wasn't there a swing in there too!?...
 
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I have to thank the Judge and the oh so wise atties for their sound and generous decision regarding my case. Rest assured, I have learned my lesson and will never again confess... hehehe

I also like to thank defense counsel, without whose stylish clothes distracting the judge and wise judgment to play to the strength and weaknesses of those atties, I may never have been vindicated... thought she did seem somewhat distracted by some bush? and cats? wasn't there a swing in there too!?...

Stylish clothes?? It was the cleavage! My my, it's warm in here. *fans self* And I resent greatly being called "some bush". The nerve!
 

Eekaa Chu

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Stylish clothes?? It was the cleavage! My my, it's warm in here. *fans self* And I resent greatly being called "some bush". The nerve!

Darling, rest assured you are not just "some bush" you are THE bush....top quality...none better.....

It is rather warm in here lately.....taps on thermostat....shrugs.....
 
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