***strides into court room, head held high...jaw set firmly...suit impeccably tailored and aligned to every natural curve***
Your honor I object to these brazen and unfounded accusations by Ms. Jazz. I hardly think a woman who parades about it thigh high leather boots has much cause to condemn the conduct of others...
That said....I had nothing...I repeat nothing to do with the installation of this alleged swing, and I have conducted no activities with the aforementioned Ms. Montgomery ***knees go a bit weak...quickly recovers*** in this court room or anywhere near by....We have a lovely set of bushes and a perfectly good swing installed in the privacy of my own back yard, and if the prosecutor took the time to do her homework and look at the photos taken by her private investigator that she sent to lurk around my home...(yes, we knew he was there.....why not....that sort of photoshoot is expensive...oh yes, just ignore number 124 to 153, those were personal shots in exchange for copies)....anyways....if she looked at her own ill gotten photos she would know that Ms. Montgomery and I were engaged in activities in my own back yard and not in the sweaty smelly court gym...so there!
I demand that the prosecutor cease and desist her personal attacks on my self and my good partner, and Ms. Montgomery as well! Fabulous woman...worth her weight in gold...positively succulent.....oh...my...***fans self ***...... well...moving along....
Your honor, I would like to return to the facts of the case of the unfortunate Ms. Atlas....The taudry and tarted up "mod" who drove her to destruction is ready to testify....may I call my witness your honor? What say you?
Your honor I object to these brazen and unfounded accusations by Ms. Jazz. I hardly think a woman who parades about it thigh high leather boots has much cause to condemn the conduct of others...
That said....I had nothing...I repeat nothing to do with the installation of this alleged swing, and I have conducted no activities with the aforementioned Ms. Montgomery ***knees go a bit weak...quickly recovers*** in this court room or anywhere near by....We have a lovely set of bushes and a perfectly good swing installed in the privacy of my own back yard, and if the prosecutor took the time to do her homework and look at the photos taken by her private investigator that she sent to lurk around my home...(yes, we knew he was there.....why not....that sort of photoshoot is expensive...oh yes, just ignore number 124 to 153, those were personal shots in exchange for copies)....anyways....if she looked at her own ill gotten photos she would know that Ms. Montgomery and I were engaged in activities in my own back yard and not in the sweaty smelly court gym...so there!
I demand that the prosecutor cease and desist her personal attacks on my self and my good partner, and Ms. Montgomery as well! Fabulous woman...worth her weight in gold...positively succulent.....oh...my...***fans self ***...... well...moving along....
Your honor, I would like to return to the facts of the case of the unfortunate Ms. Atlas....The taudry and tarted up "mod" who drove her to destruction is ready to testify....may I call my witness your honor? What say you?