PV and Atty Abuse Reporting Thread

[DLite]

*takes the bench looks around* Slams gavel down in an angry manner as Angry Amy is not at her place at the defense table. Counsilor where is your client? If she does not show up for her trial I will have no other option but to find her guilty and move right into sentencing.

 

[angry-amy]

**back door of the courtroom is flung open as i rush through it, winded, clearly dissheveled***

here i am... here i am.... i was so busy last night working on my ora.... *ahem* oratory for this briefing, and i could not seem to get to sleep from all of the excitement. i set an alarm but in the morning, husband refused to get up, which left me lingering in bed for much longer than i had anticipated. i am truly sorry, about my tardiness, but i assure you that all my pipes were still appropriately cleaned.... what? no, of course, that is not innuendo for anything... of course i wouldnt disrespect you in your courtroom... but see? husband called the plumber because the shower wouldnt drain and they had to come out to the house this morning... so anyway, thats why i am late.

***tosses stack of papers onto defense table and takes seat*** but now i am here...

***looking around***

well... i am here... but no, i dont know where my attorneys are?

last i saw them, they were at that club down the street... you know... the one with the leather clad mannequins standing like sentries at the front door.... what? no! i've never been there.... i heard they have a great time there, but i heard that its a club in the basement, and that bonniegirl, she tends to go there... havent you ever wondered why she wears that scarf sometimes around her neck? oh nevermind...

 

[Ciego]

** The erstwhile reporter from the PV Picayune ...... up his super-human ears.**

A bar with leather mannequins?? Is she talking about the Badd Boyz leather Lounge? I had a _very interesting_ time when I accidentally visited tha place on "Surprise Night."

** blushes furiously at the memory ** Naw... Mongo straight....

** Uses his super-human vivid imagination to imagine defense counsel - either one - riding a swing... **

Or is that "sling." I never get that right.


(Wonder where defense counsel is? And where's the prostituting...er, prosecuting attorney)?

** Takes out a very expensive digital recorder featuring MP3, G4, GPS, FDS, BDSM, GLBTSTG, KBV, BWB PV ... and seven other acronyms and presses the record button, discretely hiding it in his black silk thong....**

 

[DLite]

Ms Amy if your counsel doesnt show up I will have no other means but to either have you defend youself or rule in the matter. So if you could please awaken your Attorneys or I mean ring them on the phone and bring them with you next time the courts will be so ever pleased.