I went to the liquor store while on the way home today. On the counter, next to the register, there was a bottle of hand sanitizer sitting there, so of course I used it. It wasn't a name brand gel hand sanitizer, must have been made using everclear, I reeked of it. So anyway, I walk out of the store, and put the plastic bottle of Jim Beam in the waistband of my jeans (makes a good sized bulge), then get on the motorcycle and leave. Must have passed 7 police cars on the way home, there was some kind of emergency nearby. Glad they didn't stop me because that would have been a little awkward. "Sir, have you been drinking?" "No officer, I just reek of alcohol because of the hand sanitizer." "What is that bulge under you shirt then?" "It's an un-opened bottle of whiskey." "Uh huh. Sir, please turn off the vehicle and step over here." Lol, here's my sign.