I just happen to be a bit grumpy yesterday when I got home and I touched on something that just happens to be her pet peeve in one way and mine in another.
Let me guess, you farted. I have trouble understanding why women don't find that funny. My girls and wife get so angry when I tell them, "pull my finger".
Wife and I rarely argue anymore. Our last argument was over pecans she bought for her mother. It was a 5 lb bag and I ate about 2 lbs during a football game. I get hungry when the Dolphins are losing, sorry. And then when she was about to leave for Florida she could only fit a pound of them in her suitcase. So I told her, "I guess we argued for nothing".
Let me guess, you farted. I have trouble understanding why women don't find that funny. My girls and wife get so angry when I tell them, "pull my finger".
Wife and I rarely argue anymore. Our last argument was over pecans she bought for her mother. It was a 5 lb bag and I ate about 2 lbs during a football game. I get hungry when the Dolphins are losing, sorry. And then when she was about to leave for Florida she could only fit a pound of them in her suitcase. So I told her, "I guess we argued for nothing".
If only it were that funny. I'd rather not get into it here but it was something so stupid that I can't believe she got so mad. I think it was one of those things that built up pressure over time.
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When we first met my wife tried to tell me she never farts! When she did fart she would say "that wasn't me" while turning 50 Shades of Red.
I used to fart in bed, she would be sleeping, so I did what any nice loving husband would do. Quickly covered her head. She woke up real quick and usually slightly upset with my superior level of immaturity. I was also a master of the SBD.
But if you notice in the video the women always smile or laugh!
If only it were that funny. I'd rather not get into it here but it was something so stupid that I can't believe she got so mad. I think it was one of those things that built up pressure over time.
The Random DIY mixing and More thread has evolved!
When we first met my wife tried to tell me she never farts! When she did fart she would say "that wasn't me" while turning 50 Shades of Red.
I used to fart in bed, she would be sleeping, so I did what any nice loving husband would do. Quickly covered her head. She woke up real quick and usually slightly upset with my superior level of immaturity. I was also a master of the SBD.
But if you notice in the video the women always smile or laugh!
My wife tries to hide it. And if I hear it while she's in the other room I love to say, "What was that?". She hates it.
A lot of folks may not find this funny and I know it's slightly morbid. When I was young, shortly after my diagnosis, and way before any good meds came down the pipeline. The first thing that was attacked was my digestive track. My childhood friend and I worked together and I swear, every 5 minutes I would foul up our work area with the worst smell from gas. We still joke about it to this day... I would purposely walk over to his station and walk away and thought it was hilarious when I heard him scream, "Tommy!!!".
My wife tries to hide it. And if I hear it while she's in the other room I love to say, "What was that?". She hates it.
A lot of folks may not find this funny and I know it's slightly morbid. When I was young, shortly after my diagnosis, and way before any good meds came down the pipeline. The first thing that was attacked was my digestive track. My childhood friend and I worked together and I swear, every 5 minutes I would foul up our work area with the worst smell from gas. We still joke about it to this day... I would purposely walk over to his station and walk away and thought it was hilarious when I heard him scream, "Tommy!!!".
I agree it's funny - until it happens to you . . ., The worse is - Thanks to my father - driving down the road and he would close and lock all the windows- then let a big one go . . . My mother would almost beat him until he opened the windows and when we got home do it again - all us kids (6) would stand there laughing . . . . My mother was only 5'4 maybe 125 lbs and my father was 5' 10 and 250 lbs . . . . Just Sayin ' . . .
I think I'm going to start rewicking and building extra tanks ahead of time for when I want to try new mixes instead of having to do that when I want to try something. I think it would help me to be more motivated to try new mixes sooner. I really need to thin the heard but haven't been able to decide which ones out of the 15 in rotation that I want to take out of service.
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