Good morning mixers, it's Friday.
I was reading the news while watching the news this morning.
I read the headline of one article, but didn't open it. One can make many assumptions when doing this, case in point:
Man celebrates birth of baby on 4th date with woman he met on dating app Tinder.
My first thought was, that gestation period has got to be some kind of record. Right, guys?
But, then I started thinking a little deeper about it. Maybe the 4rth date took place over the course of 2 years. He's probably one of those controlling lowlifes and thinks she should feel grateful he's even there. Right, ladies?
I told my wife about it. She said, "maybe she was already pregnant?". Now we all know that can't be it. Right, everyone?