Also... somehow???? My husband says we are now "path people" I don't possibly believe him but he says it's true!! I MEAN??? WE were in a 900 square foot apartment with all that stuff and we have PRUNED!! Severely!! I don't understand. Anyway he came back and said the family were "awesome" and apparently they stayed an extra hour and they didn't want to be paid
through the portal and like, apparently, he gave them the tip money and then said "I can give you something you can't really
buy for a tip I guess.... And he brought out all his weed glassware and they were like "ecstatic." Okay that boy was ONLY 12. THERE is no way unless well IDK WV maybe you sprout late? In any case the SNARFED IT UP.
I was like "HUSBAND!!! WTH!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!! OMG YOU ARE CONNECTING ME WITH CRIMINAL ACTIVITES!!!!! KNOCK IT OFF!!! Seriously, or I will HAVE to divorce you no lie, man!" Stop it! For the love of God just STOP!!" He said that was "all of it" but I know it wasn't.
I told him if he told me any more I was going to brain him then make him leave!! This stuff is illegal now! He was all like, "Yeah but I told them I had a MM card." I was like, "YES DOOFUS but like not HERE. That thing is INVALID, and furthermore I KNOW what you are going to attempt to do and if I find out about it, I will have to call the cops."
It is, rather oddly, a bit like being married to my first husband now. You know minus the violence and all but plus the stupid. Sigh. If I had known the laws here I might have reconsidered. All I can do is get him to keep me out of it.
Oh so we are path people now and I am SO CONFUSED the apartment HAS to be 1200 square feet. I am staying here to do yoga today because I drove the husband back after he dropped off the truck. He is very bad at keeping his mouth shut. At one point he was yelling "OMG OMG I AM GOING TO DIE!!!"
I was like, "That's NOT HELPFUL you know! Nobody in this car is DEAD." Everyone thinks I am this terrible driver and yea okay maybe there are times I should wait to take a swig of diet Pepsi but I have not had an ACCIDENT in like 11 years OR moving violation in over 5. My family are JERKS and they can ALL die, is how I see it. Grr. They CAN all just die perhaps in someone ELSE'S car. It's not fair. I admit I am a mediocre driver but you know there is room for mediocre on the road and they could trust my creator! It's getting like with my mom. Whenever we drove anywhere in m car I would just silently hand her the keys. It was easier. I am gonna do it with my husband I think,
Anna