Man... I am gonna finish catching up but I must say this has been one of the craaazziest days of all TIME. OMG me and the husband we could like manage a trash dump I think.
I was wrong about the apartment being large, it's actually not it's like MAYBE 1300 square feet and the husband bought several tools since then. I walked in and just started organizing and if I had these organizational tools at my disposal my WHOLE LIFE I would be in sweet, sweet shape. They kind of come out of nowhere when I need them.
I would be CLEOPATRA'S Daughter Cloned with like Athena and oh hey just all the goddesses while we are at it and like JESUS I would be sending asps to all the right political people. I think I would start with Nanci Pelosi she has gotten SO ANNOYING. Anyway I think I sat for that hour my husband told me to and like, I also went to Walmart for organizational tools (They make things look big by making the cupoards narrow and stuff and ALSO more CLEANING stuff because wow Tucson and Douglas and AZ are DIRTY. I was busy emptying his little crates of "kitchen implemets" plus the container and going "we are not going to live like this anymore the SW is not NORMAL there is just DUST and DIRT everywhere (he did not try to stop me he looked happy.)
So yeah I had my first run in with a WV teen. I guess she like thought I cut her off. I suppose it is possible I did I mean I'm still finding my way around but it was like 3 miles per hour. I parked. She like knocked on my window and like she was large kinda more in the horizonal direction. She was HEFTY like she could hog tie pigs is what I am saying. The pig would be afraid. So I rolled down my window and was like, "Que?" (only in English) and she started this... rant. It was impressive. At the end I was like, "Miss, I am very sorry I did not see me doing that. I'm not arguing with you, and I'm sorry I am new here and still learning my way around."
Anyway then I encountered her in Walmart mask NOT on, and I kind wanted to be, "If you expect me to like, follow the rules of the road, please follow the rules of the Walmart and KEEP your mask over your hideous face that mask serves TWO purposes for you." I did not, mainly because I would prefer to get the lay of the WV land before like, I get arrested the weekend before work but I wanted to. LOL.
BUT THEN upon exiting there was this "thing" under a windshield wiper and I did not open it until like I got home which was good I guess and it was a sweet little teen formed lettered note like, that said, "LEARN TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THE F

you are doing."
I suppose it was valuable life advice. But like, I kept thinking, "For such an anti social little brat like, why on EARTH would she spend all that time on me? I mean the "talk" the "smirk" and the "NOTE?"
I was like JEEZ learn to focus on a drug or several, maybe the slimming ones. Then, I realized. It was not by inability to pay attention but the fact that the hottest new chick in WV has ROLLED into town. Maybe she was Princess Clarksburg WV before but I am QUEEN of like, ALL I survey (LOL I do feel like it, still love it here.)
The husband told me the front desk lady said I was "so incredibly pretty" and then some chick outside was talking up a storm. I was like, 'She's chatty." To the husband. He was like, "Um, only to YOU honey." I was like "What?" and he was like "Oh she is as gay as the day is long." It was kinda weird she noticed my wearing of a tens unit a few days before.
So, if I see that chick again I'm going to be like, "Listen I'm sorry I am so much prettier than you that it makes you feel like Gollum if he ate A BILLION rings to rule them all, which would be bloated. If you'd like some beauty tips we can do it the hard way, or the easy way (drugs) but then you leave me ALONE.
Anna