Okay I skimmed a bit today. Then, I did what I call "cliff noting" a thread which is like reading the last two posts and then referring to an early post to distract y'all from it (always worked on my professors but I did not announce it.)
So... the scepter. Really, what's cool about it other than it is a functioning pod. I mean, WHO would not want to wave their scepter around right? Not me. So, given that I am pretending all vendors are done for, I got a paper towel and I colored in a star on top and I waved it at the husband and said, "My scepter and I would like...." Then he grabbed it out of my hands, crushed it up, and dropped it on the floor for the dog to chew on.
Mostly kidding but the name doesn't hurt.
Today was okay. It is the first day like, I did not have INSANE difficulties. INSANE. I mean the instructions for like, sending your benefit form to HR were written in gibberish but by contrast, the scanner was SUPER easy. I kept wondering WHO set up the scanner like that, while writing the instructions to the dang benefits uh, stite, because it took me about 7 tries over 9 minutes.
Then my pdoc accidentally called me and he was like, "Is this Joe?" and I was like, "NOPE, it's ANNA from like, West VA now and I filled him in and then I was like, "So..;. any thoguhts on a new doc for me?" He asked me about Morgantown University and he heard from my incredulous tone that they SUCKED and then I said the "Sucked major a

." He was like weakly, "Maybe you could find someone local?" I was like, '"In Clarksburg? Nah, that won't happen. I checked all the local people website and the reviews were SO inconsistent it was clear no one knew anything." I explained I was READY and WILLING to travel to the big city and he said he would ask around. We shall see.
Work was okay. It's gonna be fine (unless/until I run out of medications then it will be less okay) but like, it's getting less stressful. We may have hired a real estate agent, I liked her she is competent.
Remembered my mom's birthday today. She was all frantic, she was like, "Are you just calling to talk or wish me happy birthday?" I was like, "KIND of-- BOTH! If pressed the LATTER!" And she was like, "I am 2 minutes into a 15 minute break on meetings and like it's going to be like this for the next 230 days."
I was like, "Happy birthday mal I will not keep you from your moment on the can. Have fun. Call me when you are not working like you were in indentured servitude (she really does.)
Man I don't get that. i guess she likes to keep busy.
So yes, we are slowly but surely moving forward with like, life.
Anna