A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop
OMG I almost passed out!
Guy walks into a Doctors office with a duck on his head.
Doctor says, "Can I help you?"
The Duck says, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my ...?"
A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full
beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" the man replies. "Can you get him for me?" she asks. "I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give the manager a message", she continues huskily, popping a couple fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?", the bartender manages to ask. "Tell him", she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or soap in the ladies room."
