OK, guys, I've been following this thread for a while now. I'm no relationship expert, but here's what I think:
Several of you have been talking about beating the other guy. A gentleman walks away with his dignity intact, no matter how provoked. Decent ladies don't go for violent guys - after all, if he'll beat him, someday he'll beat me.
And lose the "....." this and "....." that. No decent woman will appreciate being referred to that way, whether in anger or in jest. I know this is a generational thing (my way of saying I'm a lot older than you are), but still. It shows disrespect.
If you want a quality woman, behave in a quality manner. Bathe daily. Shave daily (unless you regularly wear a beard, and I'm not talking about that crappy stubble so many of you sport). Dress well. That doesn't necessarily mean expensive; it means clean clothes that fit you properly and aren't wrinkled.
If you want to be with a lady, be the gentleman she wants to be with. Otherwise, you'll only attract the fleas you deserve.
I know this sounds harsh, but I've found it to be pretty reliable over these many years. Best of luck to all of you - I'm sure that you're really good guys under all that angst. Always take the high road.