Relatively New Vaper with a Serious Problem....

[Falconeer]

New vaper here...and OMG I am getting seriously worried!


I took up this vaping thing some eight weeks ago and since then when I wake up in the morning and look at myself in the mirror in the morning light I find my face seems to be covered with this funny white bristle. Yesterday when I was in town I bought myself the best shave money could buy and I thought I’d got the problem fixed...but his morning OMG it was back.


I am so terrified that vaping Game will turn me into a Werewolf.


Can anyone help - when I was smoking the GREAT PRODUCTs of Big tobacco ( may the Name be Praised ) back in the 70s and 80s this simply didn’t happen - all I got was a distinguished dark shadow.


Should I raise a class action RIGHT NOW?

 

[ReigntheGamer]

Try 100% VG.

 

[93gc40]

I suggest, you stop looking in the mirror.

 

[rico942]

Should I raise a class action RIGHT NOW?

Contact the media first. I can see the headline now ...

VAPING CAUSES PIGMENTATION LOSS !!!

 

[sc12]

Guess you done went and replaced your old mirror with one of those newfangled, high resolution ones.

 

[stormjib]

You are not alone, I have found the same thing. Not looking in the mirror is the best advice.

 

[Train2]

 

[Boden]

Strange, vaping caused me to loose 20lb, get back in shape, turned my wife into a fox and my hair went from grey to a deep auburn brown.

*shouts at sky*

I want my grey hair and beer belly back!!!

 

[Train2]

 

[jensy]

OMG you got the Santa disease.

 

[Falconeer]

Let me tell you guys ...it gets even worse! Some 21 years ago my wife and myself bought eachother Cartier Tank watches and these things have been accurate to the second for all those years - WELL yesterday we went to Las Lagunas and walked down into Fuengirola - we stopped for just ONE DRINK in a Spanish Bar but I VAPED FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES and guess what? - by the time we got to Fuengirola bus station my watch was two minutes slow..ok my wife tries to minimalise this telling me its some three years since I replaced the battery but I know the Vape Device ruined the watch with EMF radiations or something. Time this was all banned and the Fed Aviation Authority or somebody stepped in to ban this dangerous stuff! ACTION NOW!

 

[Train2]

LOL @ the FAA & the EMP from your RTA!

(that should be a song, or a TShirt or something)

 

[EBates]

Wait Just One Minute. I'll have you know that our gov't does not react to just any dire threat. If there's not a pile of money at the end of the rainbow they do what they do best. Spend money and Do Nothing.

 

[classwife]

The cure for most things these days :

 

[Falconeer]

Fine and well Ebates - but what about the GENETIC DAMAGE this vaping has done to me already?

My grand father had a ginger bit in the middle of his moustache thanks to BIG TOBACCO ( May their names be praised), my Father had a ginger bit in the middle of his moutache again thanks to the Sainted BATS and so did I til I took up this DReADFULL VAPING BUSINESS and now this genetic family footprint has gone...what hope is there for future generations has to be the BIG BURNING QUESTION?

Are we all to have shining white teeth with collateral damage to those around us's eyesight? Will we all have to endure our neighbours bodily eructations, will we all have to be aware of eachother's foot odour, will be all have to come to terms with the fact that prawn crackers actually taste of some kind of fish?

Just how far will this go?

Now tell me why this dreadful thing should not be banned!

 

[Train2]

Hey, sometimes, they DO things.
Why, they painted a salmon on an airplane.
That's $500,000 of your tax dollars in action right there. And if not the government, who else WOULD paint a fish on an airplane?

Wait Just One Minute. I'll have you know that our gov't does not react to just any dire threat. If there's not a pile of money at the end of the rainbow they do what they do best. Spend money and Do Nothing.

 

[EBates]

Excuse me, I should have said ....Spend money on Stupid S**t and Do Nothing.
I didn't realize that they had repainted AF One.

 

[gadgetkeith]

well there is the white hair thing for proof what happens in the future

you just need to go back in time and all will be ok

 

[gadgetkeith]

Strange, vaping caused me to loose 20lb, get back in shape, turned my wife into a fox and my hair went from grey to a deep auburn brown.

*shouts at sky*

I want my grey hair and beer belly back!!!

its not called a beer belly any more its a fuel tank for a sex machine

 

[RebornLincoln06]

Great satire. You almost got me for a second.