Ok boys and girls, you lured me back in with all the chow talk. Chopper this is my 1,000 post. I just started a fire over in the wick safety thread, but I had to come back here to give you my 1000th. We/I said the other day you will always remember your first, well now you get to remember my 1000th. Thats right I'm a post ho. Can I say that? I guess we'll find out. Out of respect for the other gender here I tried to be as polite as possible. No not you Tib, somehow I dont think you would have a problem with me spelling the whole word.
Now that I'm proof reading what I wrote I just came up w a new word for Jeff Foxworthy. Post ho. You know when your putting up a fence and you need to dig a hole for a post, you go get your postho digger and dig your hole.
Ok thats about all I've got for improv, I hope I get a star next to my name or something for this. I'm going to go back to the other thread and see idf I can get in trouble right after this milestone. BTW, 6 days till 6 months of smokefree!!!!