Shipping Reassurance!

[mudmanc4]

Again....... ickk hehehe and............ not anymore they dont have it lol

i just got a ransom note from customs.

it shows a picture of my indulgence on a pinball table with 4 customs agents having thier way with her.

they want one MMMMMMillion dolllars or else.




oh and its day 14.

 

[badkolo]

and Mud,Di

Im only poking fun, i love eastmall and never had a issue before, so while i wait a little humor doesnt hurt.

just letting yall know.

 

[Di]

i just got a ransom note from customs.

it shows a picture of my indulgence on a pinball table with 4 customs agents having thier way with her.

they want one MMMMMMillion dolllars or else.

oh and its day 14.

and Mud,Di

Im only poking fun, i love eastmall and never had a issue before, so while i wait a little humor doesnt hurt.

just letting yall know.

Yes, BK, we know -- hahahahahahaha

and you owe me big time,

I just paid your mmmmillion dollar ransome-------

you may now worship at my feet !!!!!

 

[miss MiA]

Day 22:

I think I have it worked out now.
The conveyor belt in China stopped working.
The problem was tracked down to a faulty lever.
My package was just the right size and weight to hold the lever in position.
Everybody else's packages have gotten through because of the actions of my heroic package.

So I want everybody to spare a thought mid-vape for Quentin, the little package that could.

Meanwhile I have fashioned a sweater from my beard hair.

Hiya MM,

Just got this from the shipping department-----
they are moving again-----

this is the daily express shipping deliverys going to the airport ----

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, poor Quentin,

with no regard for his personal safety,
he sacrifices himself for the good of the others ----

that they might get thru, over his poor ravaged body !!!!!

and my knitted beard is better !!! hahahah

OK THAT'S IT, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH -- MusicBox, Di, will you marry me? Yes I've decided, even sight-unseen, I'll take you both (as long as free shipping, returns and exchanges are available)!!!

(And pssst MB, I bet my stashes are even bigger than hers!!! )

 

[badkolo]

Muuuhaaaaahahaha!!!!

 

[MBallinger]

Day 14, still no sign of my package.

Think I may have solved MB's Case of the Missing Delivery.

I Sneaked into Customs earlier and managed to take this photo.

 

[Brad524]

hahahahah, VB,

I dont know if I absolutely believe 3 days ----------

I think they are pulling your , --- eeeeerrr, -- leg !!!!!

( Teasing you )


and you will not catch up to MB,
he is going for the record,
I am going to give him a good prize when he makes it ------

It was me that was talking about the three day shipping from China.
I'm on day 12 waiting for my Indulgence with no tracking #
About 5min after ordering from Eastmall I ordered some Batteries from DX, they arrived 3 days later via EMS?? Now they've been charged with nothing to do poor lonely batteries.

 

[Dogsbody]

Day 14, still no sign of my package.

Think I may have solved MB's Case of the Missing Delivery.

I Sneaked into Customs earlier and managed to take this photo.

lol good one!

It was me that was talking about the three day shipping from China.
I'm on day 12 waiting for my Indulgence with no tracking #
About 5min after ordering from Eastmall I ordered some Batteries from DX, they arrived 3 days later via EMS?? Now they've been charged with nothing to do poor lonely batteries.

Funny, it happened the other way 'round for me.
I ordered from DX about 3 weeks before my EM order and got my EM delivery a week before the DX one! It took about 30 days for DX, and was only a partial shipment, but I did get my batts and chargers, so its all good.

 

[Di]

OK THAT'S IT, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH -- MusicBox, Di, will you marry me? Yes I've decided, even sight-unseen, I'll take you both (as long as free shipping, returns and exchanges are available)!!!

(And pssst MB, I bet my stashes are even bigger than hers!!! )

Hahahaha, Miss Mia, ---

well, I am sorrry to tell you this, but --- !!!!!!!

I am absolutely NOT -- a try before you buy gal,
what you see is what you get !!!!!!

there are no refunds,
no exchanges,
and no returns

I am - ME -

you take it or leave it

and you only get one chance,

I am high maintenance,

spoiled,

and I like my own way,

I demand a lot of attention,

and I need constant reassurance.


After all that ----

if the offer still stands, ---------------

and if we are doing the -----
your stashes are bigger than mine -- thing -- 8-o 8-o

hush my mouth, I saying nuffink !!

 

[Di]

Muuuhaaaaahahaha!!!!

haahahhaahahah

 

[Di]

Day 14, still no sign of my package.

Think I may have solved MB's Case of the Missing Delivery.

I Sneaked into Customs earlier and managed to take this photo.

Yes, we went down today to check on our packages, and ask about the delays ---------

OMG -- just kidding guys,
I am told that they are all moving again now -----------

 

[badkolo]

CELEBRATION TIME WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Order Is Tracking & Is On Its Way.

Im going to place my indulgence in a mini indulgence bed so it can rest from its long trip , then i will feed my indulgence when it awakens((with juice)) and then i will tear into her like if its the last day on earth and vape her until she dies.
then ill recharge the batteries and vape some more.

THANKS EASTMALL, YOUR THE BEST

 

[Di]

hahahahahahahahahahah,







wow, I am happy for you -----

show us a nice photo of her after she arrives and is rested,
give her time to get herself fixed up of course,

so she is looking her best ------

 

[Apatel]

Day 14, The Post lady walks in, and says no mail for you today...smiles....and goes on her way. Little does she realize the about the frustration being built up inside......

 

[badkolo]

hahahahahahahahahahah,







wow, I am happy for you -----

show us a nice photo of her after she arrives and is rested,
give her time to get herself fixed up of course,

so she is looking her best ------

OH she is getting a bath for sure, ill pamper her a bit, god knows how many custom agent hands touched her and violated her.

 

[Di]

Day 14, The Post lady walks in, and says no mail for you today...smiles....and goes on her way. Little does she realize the about the frustration being built up inside......

soooon,

it will be there sooon,

they are all moving again -----

 

[Apatel]

Holy SHI#, I have tracking info now too It's Still in China So, now to wait for the dreaded Chicago Customs office

 

[Di]

I told you all guys ---------

I have paid the mmmMillion dollars ransome---

you all owe me bigtime !!!!!!!!!! 8-o 8-o 8-o

 

[MusicBox]

Day 24:

Please, if any of you get your packages, ask about Quentin. I fear for his safety. He is described as small (but not tiny), brown complexion and vaguely rectangular.

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have paid for the package tour.

 

[Brad524]

Day 24:

Please, if any of you get your packages, ask about Quentin. I fear for his safety. He is described as small (but not tiny), brown complexion and vaguely rectangular.

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have paid for the package tour.

I sure will MB. I'm right with you. The fear for
Safety of the beloved Indulgence "misteryPV", is
growing more and more each day.