Just watched your Vapeteam video.
Pretty much hands down DO NOT BUY THIS PIECE OF CRAP MOD.
It's that simple.
It's substandard. Not made for people who vape. It's made simply to make dollars, by a company who have literally no quality control whatsoever.
The last 4 things Smoketech have brought out either don't work, or are downright dangerous.
(I'm not counting their VV "Gripper" - Yes it's plasticky. But it does work)
- Smoketech rebuildable tank (the Voovoo, the Veevee. Who the .... knows?) = Crap. Yes it's $15. But to make it work you'll have to spend the same sort of money you would spend buying a Genesis in the first place... IE.. Dremmel/Drill, endless wire and wick, etc, etc... Just buy a Genesis... Screw Smoketech for trying to get people who want a Genesis but can't afford/find one to buy a knockoff... Because that's what they are doing. Ripping you off... Cynically finding a hole in the market and exploiting it with their amateurish version of something better... Don't buy it. I bet that even people who think they can mod it will end up disappointed. (generally people who already own rebuildables, cause your average Joe Bloggs vaper isn't going to bother with this cheapo knockoff piece of ....)
- Their Stardust knockoff tanks = Crap. Unless you like vaping wick... Buy a v2 replaceable head Stardust.... They just work. If you can't improve on a design. Why the hell bother... By all accounts their Stardust knockoffs are worse than CE3 Smokymisers. And they are crapola. Get a DC tank. They work.
- Their "telescopic" pipe bomb = Dangerous crap. See below. I'm selling shiny scaffolding pole... It's cheap. it has a 510 connection (not included)... You can also stack batteries... Up to 20, in series for a massive 30volt hit. The first mod to be sold by the yard. 2 vent holes either end... It doesn't actually work as a PV. But it's shiny, and new. Custom made for shiny loving magpie fanboys who aren't arsed about their faces.
(holy .... I bullet pointed)
I'll be sending my shinyscaffoldmod to Scott and PBusardo to review... Once they tell me what's wrong with it. I'll make revisions... Hopefully though I'll have already sold a gazillion, so it won't matter. See where I'm going with this??? YouTube reviewers aren't your QC team... If you want them to be. Bloody pay them to be.
I'm not criticising vendors. I'm criticising crappy Chinese companies who simply don't care what they sell. Screw them. Don't buy products from them. Speak with your wallet people.
Crappy knockoffs are crappy knockoffs. It doesn't matter how many balloons you have. (I don't even like balloons. They remind me of clowns. And I hate clowns)
Lesson for vendors. Get the device. TEST IT FIRST.
If it's a piece of crap
THEN DON'T SELL IT. It's not rocket science. What I will say to vendors is take some responsibility. That said. Kudos to Gotvapes for taking the hit and being utterly generous. You guys are fantastic. Your reaction to the situation was brilliant and if I lived in the US, I'd be spending muchos dollars with your great company, simply on the back of how you reacted to this situation. Sterling work all round guys.
To all the idiot fanboys earlier on in this thread who think that the telescope mod is safe. IN SPITE OF THE INFORMATION TO THE CONTRARY. Don't come crying to me when your face gets blown off by a mod that is DANGEROUS. Or when you are too ......ed to put the battery in the right way up and it fires in your pocket on it's own until it burns a hole in your leg... In fact. It's people like you, getting your faces blown off who will take us all down in the long run. For all the whining you do. You'll be whining more when you have no teeth. Maybe having no teeth will make your whining more shrill and annoying... It's likely... In my experience trolling twits tend to be litigious twits, and the first people to go back on their "educated" opinions when they have no teeth .... In my humble opinion, It's people like you who double stack batteries in a Provari because you figure it'll give you more power, yeah? Then you troll anyone who tries to point out that it's perhaps not a good idea.
You idiots make me slap my own forehead so hard that I slap myself right through to the centre of the earth.
And who gives a .... about splitting hairs about what a hotspring is or isn't. Or if it was the right balloon. A mod without vent holes is a PIPE BOMB... It's not rocket surgery. it doesn't take a genius to work it out... It takes a genius to point it out.... Are we all so bamboozled by the next Chinese piece of crap shiny Empire knockoff that we can't even see what's in front of us?
SO. In conclusion.
Thanks Sense Field for the video. It was brilliant. It taught me something I didn't know. It helped me avoid a potentially dangerous mod (not that I would have ever considered buying an unprotected mod without ventholes in the first place) I'm not trying to blow vapour up your ..., but in my opinion you are brilliant dude.... Your heart is in the right place. All you carpers can literally go to hell. All people want to do is troll. They have sad lives. Sense Field knows what he is talking about, he's an experienced vaper... These other idiots are liable to blow their own faces off... I don't think you came on too strong at all. You pointed out FACTS with PASSION. That was enough for me. I thank you for your honesty. I thank you for caring enough to point out the issues with this piece of crap "mod" and trying to make our community better. Anyone who questions this is a blithering idiot and should hang their heads in shame.
And screw Smoketech. We aren't beta testers. If your products don't work. Don't sell them. Why the hell do we have to test your crap? I for one will not be buying your products ever again after this. You used to sell reasonable products. Not now you don't.
So. In the name of free trade and capitalism and all that. I'm selling my scaffolding pole mod for $45 per yard (a first in tubemod technology. We offer our trademarked yardage mod tech. It's new. It's radical. You want it.). It is 510 (510 connection not included). It has a clicky button (not included) and a hotspring (Not included), and a trademarked "test balloon" (Not included). You can even "Kick" it if you want (Not included). It also comes with a Genesis style rebuildable tank atomiser (not included) ... The main thing is that it's really shiny. Each mod comes polished to a chromy, shiny, shine using trademarked metal polish. From a formula which conforms to shiny-bamboozle standards laid down by the FDA. (not included)
You also get 10ml of Dekang sump oil flavoured juice for every yard you order. We think it's like Boba's Bounty. Only more like sump oil.
Vendors, you get a discount for ordering 1000 yards.
Awesome no? It's shiny, it's round, it's made of shiny, round metal tubing. Can I get a vendors forum of my own to sell this mod? We believe it's the future. A game-changer. We promise to revise it, once enough people have bought one and done our beta testing for us and then informed us about how it doesn't work. It's even safe and conforms to ECF recommendations. It has a vent hole at either end, as you can see by the sexy photo.
Version 3.4549873033333 will definitely be better. So get in on the ground floor with version 1. (or is that 2? we can't decide. We'll work it out once a few people have reviewed it and enough
suckers customers have bought one to finance our revisions... We have an awesome business model, as you can see)
We can also weld both ends completely tight so no air escapes, for all you fanboys who don't care about venting. You can use our (not included) magnetic attachments to make sure that your carto wobbles and falls out. It's new. We know you don't care. We'll also supply an FDA approved certificate of stupidity, so you can go on forums with your crackpot ideas and troll people in an informed way (not included) We don't care, so long as you buy our amazing product in bulk on Alibaba.com, via some co-op, or as soon as your vendor of choice stocks it, just because you are one of those people who HAS to have the newest piece of crap without doing any form of research into if it actually is any good or not. Stupid consumers. You need our scaffoldpolemod. You'll love it. It's new. It's also shiny. And metal. We use weapons-grade uranium. All our scaffold is sourced from Chernobyl.
You can contact us at:
Shinymetalscaffoldmod
364 A Factory, Or another factory who make exactly the same thing, only different. And we are the factory that make the version that is better than the other version which has the same exact name and model number. Or is it that we make the bad one and the knockoff is better. Who the hell knows.? One's good. One's bollocks. We don't care as long as you buy our crap you silly, decadent, western, capitalist scum. Cause we won more medals than you at the Olympics. Suck it up.
Confusing Street
Shenzhen, China
scaffoldmodforthewin@alibaba.com
