It is not a misconception on my part that I gave up smoking, I did give up smoking.
I know this much because I no longer smoke cigarettes, I have not smoked a cigarette for eight months.
But if I am required to say that black is white, that carrots are in fact peas, then I will. If US legislatures are really that dense then I will pander to them.
So ... here goes ...
Yep. I think that should do it.
I know this much because I no longer smoke cigarettes, I have not smoked a cigarette for eight months.
But if I am required to say that black is white, that carrots are in fact peas, then I will. If US legislatures are really that dense then I will pander to them.
So ... here goes ...
An apology ...
I have in the past stated as fact that I quit smoking by using an e-cig. This is simply not true, on contemplation.
I would like to offer a complete and utter retraction of the statement. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by my own vanity. I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused to US and UK legislatures, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such misinformation at any time in the future. At no time have I intentionally used an e-cigarette for the sole purpose of smoking cessation and I apologise for any insinuation that I may have. I would also like to apologise profusely for my neglectful behaviour in avoiding my civil duty to pay sin-tax on said addiction during my phantom quit attempt.
I would also like to say, for the record, that under no circumstances should any alternative method of obtaining nicotine, other than the wonderful smoking cessation products produced by Johnson & Johnson for the express purpose of providing nicotine, ever be used by minors and persons of under age
Yep. I think that should do it.