OK, the reason they've not shipped yet is their manufacturer had production errors + holidays, so they're waiting on parts. They said it might take a few days, but promised to update me as soon as they know more. If nothing happens in a week or so I'll ask for my money back and get something else, but I really want this one.
*sigh*
This is turning into a whole thing.
*sigh*
This is turning into a whole thing.